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[Archived] Why Are Venkys Here?


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We'll have to agree to disagree Gav. I'd be happy to see Venkys go but only if there is a credible alternative and at the moment there isn't. Nobody is desperate to buy us. Indeed, didn't one of the Ian's said it was unrealistic to expect anyone to buy it.

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You decide to go to the pub (not in Blackburn obviously as there are none left) to have a few beers and get hammered.

When you go in you find the beer you have chosen is tasteless, expensive and weak so you try another.

This beer still tastes bad and is weaker still. Not to worry, get another one in. This one costs even more.

When you go for your fourth ale the other pub-goers start having a go at you and telling you the landlord is useless.

Another beer on and the other customers are now abusing you and the landlord has walked out and the pub is being run by a new starter who has no idea.

Time for another couple of awful ales. You now have no money left. The pub is empty. The bar staff are still there twiddling their thumbs and you are still sober. So you have to sell your watch to pay for more beers.

Now you are really fed up. No money (or watch), feel ill but still sober. Pub is going to close soon. Let's get another in!!!

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