MAN United ace WAYNE ROONEY will be getting a guitar painted Manchester City blue for his birthday after a blunder by COLEEN McLOUGHLIN. Fiancee Coleen, 21, asked OASIS star NOEL GALLAGHER to sign an instrument for Roo – a big fan of the band. But Noel, 40, famous for hits including Wonderwall and Some Might Say, is a die-hard fan of United’s arch-rivals City. He immediately hatched a plan to have the guitar sprayed light blue. Noel also scrawled his own message on it to Wayne: “Happy Birthday Fatboy.” Scouser Coleen had it sent to Noel’s record label in London to be signed in time for England striker Wayne’s 22nd birthday tomorrow. The guitarist and singer was dumbstruck by the request, but was only too happy to have a bit of fun. A source said: “Noel couldn’t believe it. Mancs and Scousers haven’t been the closest of friends – and asking a City fanatic to sign a guitar for a United player is a red rag to a bull. It was a gift for Noel – he loves a wind-up.” It is not the first time Noel has left an outrageous message for a United player. He was asked to sign a guitar for defender GARY NEVILLE in 2000 and scrawled “Happy birthday k***head” on it.

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Well, I havent played Bioshock but I have played Jericho on the PS3 and I thought it was a very average game - which I am told that Bioshock is not - there seems to be more monsters in Jericho and you control 3 people so I wouldnt exactly say its a rip off

How can you back someone who has failed miserably at their job

To be fair, some of the tunes on it are like the old days but I have started to find that Kelly's voice droning on is starting to irritate me.

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Listened to the new Stereophonics album Push the Pin. Not overly impressed but still worth a listen

Sounds like it might be pushed back a bit more - click

Cant you just listen to the tunes and like a tune for what it is without worring about what pants the singer is wearing? I think the blokes in most bands are idiots but they still have some good tunes and it wouldnt never stop me buying their album.

Yes, I got to listen to the rest of it last night. To be honest apart from that song Jigsaw (which I really like) there isnt another on there that I am too interested in

I have been very tempted to pick up he Orange box however, looking at the clips it just dosent feel right to me. The reason I say this is the gun. It looks like its just hovering there instead of being held like in Resistance or Rainbow 6. This is:- a.) very picky b.) very very picky as I havent played it yet. Whats your take on my minor gripe roversyoyo? Is it valid?

I am about 9 seasons in and generally win about 2 trophies every year. Its started to give me loads of cash every year to spend. One thing that always puzzles me. I am top of the all time manager list. Rovers are a top team in the game with a good reputation however, I still end up loosing out on players to people like West Ham who offer them less money and sometimes only back up players. I also wish it would stop making back up players upset and keep repeating the same lines over and over again.

Yup, and the Mrs dosent understand when I say "look after him for a bit will you while I get these pre season friendlies out of the way"

REALLY You should get yourself invited round - that would be awsome. I like many others loved Pablo Honey/Bends and Ok Computer but when they decided to go all arty it just went durge. I still dont understand what the hell Kid A is all about to this day. Have got the new album. Have only listened to 3 tracks so far. One sounded alright. One sounded like it should have been on Kid A. And one called Jigsaw Falling into Place (I actually looked at what it was called because I like the sound) sounded like their old stuff which was good. As for how they have gone about selling their album. Fair play to them.

Good Album that one - some good tunes even if they all kind of blend into one song

I used to sit with the lappy on my knee playing footman while soccer sat was on - now I sit with the baby on my knee with soccer sat on

I know the poll is meant to be private but it would be interesting to know who the 8 people are that said they were Angry we made Hughes our manager Also, just found my own comment way back when.......... :ph34r:

Currently listening too the new Ian Brown album - you always know what your going to get from him - quality stuff. Would definitely recommend to anyone who likes his previous stuff

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WOW that is good news. Get in. We dont want to risk him though meaning he may be out longer

Yes but look what Terry Henry did for Arsenal every season - they are doing ok this year without their tallys man

Yup, thats one of the games I have been looking forward too from the start. End of Oct/November will be very expencive for me:- Pro Evo Assasins Creed Kane and Lynch Army of Two Unreal Tournament III Haze Buzz Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Time to get excited about next gen games I think

I would wait for Warhawk mate. I have been getting into it and then all over the sudden had loads of problems connecting to the server. After doing a quick search I discover that EVERYONE seems to be having these problems - it will spoil your enjoyment of what had started to become a very entertaining game. As for the bloke in Game - oh dear

Not got it but seen many reviews. I too have played the first one on the PS2 and this one seems pretty much the same - which in my opinion is a bad thing. The thing I hated most about this game is the start - make a mistake - start again - start - make a mistake - start again - repeat. You clip something and your timing goes out the window. It feels more of a game that should be downloaded through the store rather than pay top whack for. Again, I hold my hands up and say I havent actually played the new one so you may want to take my warblings as a pinch of salt.

He did that - was impressed with the Bergkamp esque way he brought the ball down from the sky at one point - no I havent been drinking he actually did well when he came on.