We are playing 1 - 9 - 1 Rush goalie

Played for West Ham for quite a while, normally as No2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrián_(footballer)

I'm of the belief that TM is accumulating CM players to deprive all our rivals of every CM player around. A very cunning plan young Baldrick, just one thing wrong with that plan........it's complete bollocks.

Who needs defenders and a goalkeeper when we've got 47 midfielders: BUTTERFIELD TRAINS WITH BLACKBURN Jacob Butterfield is training with Blackburn with a view to making a permanent move to Ewood Park from Derby, Sky Sports Newsunderstands. The former Middlesbrough midfielder is known to Tony Mowbray from his time on Teeside and the Rovers boss may add Butterfield, who cost Derby County £5m, to his squad following last week’s acquisition of midfielder Bradley Johnson.

You can call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner

It could also be that a move to Ewood would give the impetus he needs and reinvigorate him to his former glories, if not Ashley should be bankrupted for false selling ?

Ashley would sell his grandmother for a fiver, don't be so sure

This is how you say farewell to a player. Ajax hired this and drove it round Barcelona to say bye to De Jong:

Our transfer activity, or lack of it is like a lame duck, taken by a pike

Only in your mind, positive I didn't mention Mowbray.

Anybody seen Tomas Kalas play, looks like he's leaving Chelsea and could go back to Bristol City where he was on loan. I have no idea what he would cost, or how good he is.

Frank Fielding has joined Millwall.

If only that were true, destined for far greater shores

He keeps going on about selling Dack, whilst I appreciate he's using this as an example, I do hope this isn't some kind of subliminal message.

And Stuart Pearce, worked all day on site as labourer, then kicked lumps out of wingers at night

Gordon Cowans wasn't too shabby either

Craig Bellamy perhaps, equally short and feisty, always 100% committed and a top player to boot. (Just noticed all the other mentions of Bellamy DOH!!!!!!)

Speedie, Speedie

Rovers are willing to trade Dack for Issa Diop

Barca 1 - 0 up against Madrid.

I was expecting the big eared @#/? to pull out a bag of Walkers

A new way to see Barcelona: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1751858-barcelona-stars-neymar-messi-and-iniesta-star-in-new-qatar-airways-ad

Wolves are in the poo, 2-0 down to the dingles