I`ve got the official 5-0 Ewood game, but would love a copy of the 2-0 dingledome romp.

If anyone can do copies (& wants a trade) then i`d be happy to oblige.

Listening to Kasabian at the moment. interesting stuff.

a mix of 80`s indie & Stone Roses with Kula Shaker like vocals.

I watched the Newcastle/Yeading game at the weekend & couldn`t help but raise a smile when i heard the Geordies singing.....

(to the Okey-Cokey tune)

"well you put your left leg in

your right leg out

in out

in out

shake it all about

do the ameobi and turn around

thats what its all about OH

SHOOOOOOOOOOOLA AMEOBI"

You gotta admit, it`s good`un!

also the lauren Robert song (sung to the tune of 'Rupert the Bear')

both original & amusing.

what little ditties have you heard that raised a chuckle??

it can only be the 'macarena' song, eh? (keep the "hay!" going as long as possible....)

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY MOKOENA!!!!"

"Who's yer girlfriend? Who's yer girlfriend?

Who's yer girlfriend Wimberley?

Haven't got one, never had one,

You're a virgin Wimberley!"

Sung in the 80's towards a particularly geeky Blackburn Ender; started during a boring match one day by his mates but caught on and was soon sung by everyone whenever he showed his face. Tall thin spotty bloke I seem to remember, from the Wimberley estate.

What happened to him, I wonder? Did he ever get a bird?

He got married to a lingerie model, has 3 beautiful kids, a massive 8 bedroomed house in it`s own grounds & a collection of luxury cars......sods law, eh?

Very Frightening indeed.

Just goes to prove that even with all the technology in the world, nature can bite you in the ass.

I saw a documentary on tv once about one of the canary islands having a volcanic fault line running through it. If a major eruption or earthquake struck along this fragile line, it could send half of the island into the sea, thus causing a HUGE tidal wave to travel across the Atlantic towards the americas (north & south) & carribean. Experts predict the wave could be as much as 400ft high. The wave would behave like a 'ripple' in a pond & go in all directions, part of which would crash into Southern Ireland, South West England & up through the Irish sea. Just think of how many cities & towns are on the Atlantic coastline! They predict millions of deaths if it happens.

The Indian ocean tsunami was caused by an earthquake which made part of the seabed rise by 45ft.

snap the drummers sticks & throw them on the pitch....he`ll soon get the message.

Statistics wouldn't prove that Andy Cole played any better for us then Dwight Yorke...

no......but fans can see the general allround effort for the team that Cole put in.

I`m sure Jim mk2 will be calling for the next home game to be played behind closed doors, as he seems to want to ban everyone anyway!

(only kidding Jim)

Dunny went up in my estimations yesterday.

It showed on TV when his team mates surrounded him, he gave an embarrassed smile as if to say "Oh that`s blown it for me now, but what am i supposed to do?"

....Who wants to bet against a Dwight Yorke book coming out within the next year? Probably titled "Me, Jordan & the racists"....or something like that.

Nothing like a bit of publicity to sell a book.

As for Steve Bruce, there`s nothing like a good "off-field story" to deflect the attention away from his team losing a 3-1 lead.....is there?

That`s why i feel he`s making such a song & dance about it.

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BTW....I`m all for Boo-ing players who the fans feel did not give their all for the club, but racism shouldn`t be tolerated.

Tiz true!

The waters edge is the place you are on about.

It has been renamed Sams or something like that.

I went in last night (thurs) with my pal, it was very quiet (only about 6 people in) but that is to be expected on a thursday night in Millhill

The place is massive ,but it does look like the top bar & seating area is a kind of restaurant/cafe bar. The bottom bar is pretty much the same, painted white with a shiny metallic bar top & a couple of 42inch plasma screens high up on the walls.

The best atnosphere i`ve experienced in there was when England beat germany 1-0 (when Shearer scored) the place was packed to the rafters & everyone one singing & dancing & generally being rowdy! ......so it proves the place has got potential!

I bet a top notch covers band, playing lots of bouncy stuff would go down a treat in there on matchdays.

....oh! & it`s £1.40 for a pint of bitter anole!

Souness will do well to keep himself in that job.

The geordie masses are not convinced at all with him & signs of discontent are already showing.

I still expect newcastle to finish up in or around the european places.

As for Hughes, getting to those 40pts as quick as possible will do for me!

Terrorvision?? I cannot stand Japanese TV!!

....& as for John Mayor, he was a terrible primeminister!!

I`ll get me coat.......

I seem to remember the Rovers sending 1 or 2 of our players to our friendly 6-toed rivals over the border in Yorkshire for a bout of "this is where you end up if you don`t listen!"

wasn`t it McEveley & Todd?

a sad day indeed for Blackburn Rovers & it`s long suffering fans.

It just goes to show that loyalty is no longer valued in football in any way shape or form.

Tony Parkes if for some reason you happen to read this, then remember that Blackburn Rovers fans where-ever in the world will always appreciate what you have done for this football club & you will always be held in the highest of regards. Good luck in what-ever you do in the future.

forever a rover!!

your boss is obviously a ####!!

rovers need to send someone to awa games in plain clothes and take pictures of these people

They do! they`re the one`s standing up.....so they can get a good picture

listening to 'new' embrace album at the moment.

Thought it was a bit poor a first, but it`s a 'grower'

(to the tune of we`ll meet again

"We`ll get a pen

don`t know where , don`t know when

but i know we`ll get a pen

some sunnny day!"

(to the Adams family tune)

"Your sister is your mother

Your father is your brother

You like to $h@g each other

the Dingle family!"

"Does your girlfriend

does your girlfriend

does your girlfriend charge for sex?

does your girlfriend charge for sex?"

......a little ditty for Wayne Rooney.

or

"Score with 'owd slapper'

you only score with 'owd slapper'

score with 'owd slaaaaaper'

you only score with 'owd slapper"

Howzabout.....

"Gary Rhodes Gary Rhodes gary Rhodes!!"

(to the tune of 'here we go here we go here we go!") that`s bound to wing owd Delia up!

92er Posted on Oct 27 2004, 23:11 

  He appears to score spectacular goals and get booked a lot. 

maybe what we need, a player who gets stuck in & leads by example.

ABBEY....with lapdancer on recent trip to the U S of A