Like?

For this alone, I hope we don’t

“Clubs” means we don’t have a chance. Unless he’s willing to take a huge pay cut or take those charity singles in part exchange.

Does serving hot dogs count as consultancy these days?

Guess

True. But not really what I was questioning…

You’ve never seen him play surely

Consistently slated by managers for his attitude. Kinda glad we didn’t get him. He’ll be bit-part at Burnley at best

Given that’s the evening of deadline day you’d hope so…

Diaz has scored less league goals than Will Keane this season. He’s never looked like downing tools as such but he’s been playing more like his younger self since the World Cup. I’d have even taken 3 million for him now

Exclusive on that young juve lad who isn’t signing

What serious strides would those be?

Deal till the end of the season for Joao wouldn’t be horrendous. Relatively low risk and a different type of striking option

If it was that neo guy then almost definitely

Take cover everyone

His own random thought generator

Was just a bit of a joke…

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They can easily send medical staff over or do it Manchester or something

Wouldn’t both be cup tied?

It’s all about the journey to not signing anyone though *sorry, the project

Blue and white blinkers on there

How dare you be realistic

You mean some losers have made a video welcoming Undav to galatasaray before he’s even signed for them? means nothing. Like changing a Wikipedia page

Someone who doesn’t have a life