RutlandRover

We didn't lose. Woo.

Someone who can shoot from outside the penalty area!

Great pen

So pass the ball back to Oxford then?!

Sublime pirouette and turn with the ball. Then do fuck all and give the ball away.

For Christ sake how are you not scoring that?! Fucking hell

It dropped perfectly because Pears flapped again. You can see in the replay he thinks about coming then changes his mind. Typical indecision has cost us again.

I literally said as soon as that foul was given they'd score.

Good god how is that a foul? Jesus wept

I promised you that what you're watching is 1000% more entertaining than the actual game

No point shaking your head Ismael - you've made this!

I can tangibly feel my own mortality ebbing away as I'm watching this

Sky pulling out pointless stats because the game is so shit

Oxford do that, it's a goal.

Assist by Pratt! 😁

Whenever the ball breaks to one of our players on the edge of the box you just know it'll never go in. We can only score from 5 yards out these days.

Miller hasn't been good, he's looking tired. This is a whole team failure though. Complete lack of quality in nearly every position.

There's no strategic thinking behind these subs. It's literally just "well they can't be as shit as what's on the pitch at the moment, meh fuck it".

He's five foot fucking tall and he scores with his head. Fuck off.

It's literally the same side as the last game apart from one player and yet they're playing like a totally different team. Just endlessly hammering it away over and over again and giving possession back to QPR. It's so brainless!!!

What the hell was that from Miller. Pathetic. Another yellow now. ffs.

Christ just keep the ball on the bloody floor. Just constantly punting it upfield with no intent, no direction. Pitiful stuff.

This is absolutely painful. Literally offering nothing anywhere.

They play so nervously at home. It's so odd! It's not like the 'crowd' are laying into them or anything

13 corners we've had. THIRTEEN and we can't knock any of them in.