I heard a fellow Dingle today say "well now its on the BBC I might watch on the telly". ****ing scandalous, call yourself a Dingle! It's just typical of the horrible, poncy, rossette wearing Nick Hornby clones who have descended on our game. Yeah, we were on the wrong end of some wup-ass last time but the atmosphere at an East Lancs derby is something everyone should try and experience first hand. I nearly forgot... I'd love it, love it, if we beat you *******s this time.

http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/park/yfh45/brighton.htm Hope this helps.

Gamst Pedersen.... This has just got to be another turkey. So who have you beaten to his signature this time, following your breathtaking swoop to pluck Emerton from the clutches of Man Utd, Newcastle and Madrid last year. You know, this squad he's putting together... it's not going to be a million miles away from the one handed to him by the fabulous Mr Kidd. Except of course this one lacks Duff, Dunn, Jansen etc.

What a great idea. In fact if anyone is on the phone to Deadwood Park at the moment... HANG UP! It could be that Didier Dechamps is right this moment trying to get through, to finalise his switch to East Lancs.

It's my strongly held belief that 'Souey' should be given more time. Lots more, ideally.