well played england, well played portugal especially Ricardo please dont riot COME ON SWEDEN

we're out

oh christ sudden death isnt it

yes owen scores england 2/5 Portugal 2/5 costa missed

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt

just like to say, thankyou all for being here with me I need to make this go away

Penalties OH GOD

ive just terrified the cat with the screaming

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSs LAMPARD

unfortuantely Costas just scored but oh my god what a goal it was to lose to

doomed doomed doomed i tell you DOOMED

sorry linesman gave the foul ARGHHHH COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND

Full time bloody stupid useless effing ref goes to silver goal now - Terry might have been fouling the keeper but really innocuous grrrrrrr if we lose there will be blue murder in lisbon now

CAmpbell scores the winner and the @#/? ref disallows it bloody atrocious decision

###### postiga equalises

gerrard off for Hargrieves

Figo's substituted off COME ON ENGLAND

behave all of you

oh well least ive got the swedes in the office sweep stake

P Neville on for scholes thats us ######

Ref's not effing very good either

Ill Pm you a copy

Portuguese are playing excellently - Ref's having a mare good site if you want text commentry is Guardian also its live on bbc fivelive website i think

Oh god the the portugese get one decent cross in were in the brown smelly stuff