We had ALL better bring armbands by the looks of that

Gilpin's Bell Spurs is the next map down

Gilpens Bell, to the north of the stadium - is a weatherspoons and very nice. about ten minutes from the ground.

hes going out for a curry the night before

now getting that in the ground would be an achievment

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO INFLATABLES INFLATABLES

And if the stewards dont stop you, Id bring some vaseline so it doesnt hurt so much when I shove it up your bum Sorry I hate Air Horns

We could make a bouncy castle

I have an infolatable guiness referee I will laugh so much if we get there and theyve banned inflatables

I have an inflatable referee that should be fun got to wait till tomorrow to get my ticket

AMEN However I think Souness needs to swallow his pride and get on bended knee and plead with Andy Cole to stay next season, hes my player of the season - hes worked his socks off to keep us within touching distance of safety, he might not be as prolific but hes certainly helping Stead score and setting up others. How many assists has he got this season?

sorry - I cant make it - I go on my RAF comissioning course the day after and need to do some ironing

amen the only problem is that we will have to listen to more of Clive "I LOVE MAN U" Tydsdale

and Bergs doing so well up at Rangers isnt he??

{ EDIT } Enough already Tash. "This post has been auto-edited to save the Mods a job...." ho hum

There’s a surprise, well I would mind, Souness has done wonders for this club, since he came and people seem to have forgotten it, peoples ambitions have got bigger than the club can hope to achieve. Even if we get relegated souness should stay on and bring us back up as he did last time. We only have to look how fat Sam’s done at Bolton, or Dario Gradi at Crewe to realise that changing managers just when you have one bad season is not such a good idea.

BRING IN HODDLE ONLY HE CAN SAVE US

yeah or then it could end fantastically, thats the wonder of the football, good to see that the teams not doing its best again and your back on the board spouting your usual crap. BTW thought Mahon was shocking today, Johansson was better, and that says something

Just to Remind you Ha ha ha

with thanks to Private Eye

It was five minutes before Dallalighio was told that that wasnt the Webb Ellis Trophy More Final Photo's

apart from Woodmans punch at the start that is

right now lets stick it to the Scallie @#/?s

im crying what a game well done Australlia I knew it Johny Wilkinson Drop Goal last minute oh god im shaking YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS