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rebelmswar

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  1. Dead Snow, class horror from Norway, Horror Comedy but well worth the go Thought The Last Exorcism was decent. Pandorium is also worth a go, more scifi but dark.
  2. There is no other Scifi movie but Aliens. Hudson alone makes that movie class. I also feel that if I had never seen it I could have enjoyed Avatar more.
  3. and you my son

  4. Yes it always struck me as odd as them being so thick as not to know that water would be everywhere. Just breathing all of the water vapor in the air should have been terribly uncomfortable for them. One would expect, at the very least, for their leaders to issue some manner of rebreather. One would assume that the leadership would be aware of such liquid terrors and have at least issued raincoats, perhaps waders at the very least, or similar. I can tell you from experience that those corn plants can contain a prodigious amount of water, especially in the very early mornings - which seemed the favoured time for their expeditions into them. And another thing the camouflage, not that I mind he stole the pretense of camouflage quite without shame from Predator, they used it so terribly. Why on earth, or wherever they come from, would they take all the time to hide in bushes etc. and then walk right in front of a white wall? Slowing, I may add in a terrible show of all military evasion techniques, to do a fantastic imitation of the Patterson Bigfoot video.
  5. Or, that in a master plan for world domination they found it necessary to invade a podunk farm in the middle of nowhere and play chase the crows in a corn field, at night, naked. No rayguns either. Missed the rayguns I did. "Mars Attacks" hands that movie its ass.
  6. Twilight... It haunts me, it will not go away. My life has been damaged by this book in so many ways, it has been shortened by the reading of it. I gave into the pressures of the universe and read this book, using the pretense of reading it to ensure that it was suitable for my daughter. Manpoints are at an all time low, equal to my faith in editing, taste, and the populations judgment. People actually thinking this was a good "book" sums up the worlds problems. This thing is not a book - it was a jumble of worlds with a dash of vampire and a full on load of festering pig crap. I have it mounted above my fireplace, bullet hole in prideful display, as a warning to anyone mentioning this tome of tripe in my presence again. Wretched at best. The words "glare" and "scowl" will never be the same for me, I never knew that a single word could be used so much, at least four times on every page. The words, in the end, became like "and" and "the," something that my mind subconsciously slipped over as it had became conditioned to its presence. After awhile it was no longer needed in there at all, as it should have been noted by the author in the forward that "All characters will have a scowl on their face at all times, and any look that they send anyone at all will be a glare. Any other look, or change in expression, will be noted." This would have saved pages and pages of text and trees in the end. Baseball... Vampires playing baseball... If all women were like the female protagonist then we would be extinct as a species. A bigger idiot has never blundered themselves onto a page. The darkly sinister, yet glowing in the sun?!?!?, Edward has become a symbol of sex. Why? He has the charisma of Kean and the dialogue of a corpse, well maybe that is what she was trying to do. If women of planet earth are looking for this in a man then I see no reason why they complain about their husbands. Talk to them less is obviously the cure for all matrimonial issues. Look like you are going to rip their throat out when they are angry with you and they will be submissive. Men, this is obviously the way forward. Throw in some glares too! "I'm Dangerous" "Stay away from me" "You smell tasty" is about all he has to say, in general variations of the theme. For someone that has lived that long he is awfully dull. Dire. I have never been close to suicide whilst reading a book before, but I was close (sorry tashor close, not there yet.) If I had left a note with just the word "Twilight" on it, the police would have understood.
  7. I recently procured this card signed by the man himself, it does not fit into my "acceptable" category for my collections and would be happy to give it to anyone whom may wish it. It is from the Shoot Out 2006-2007 set, yellow back. It has a crease across it you see and that does not jive with my collection. I would be happy to post it to any Rovers fan who wishes it. Do not worry I will not visit and I will pay the postage. Let me know.
  8. Drag Me To Helll was fantastic. Army of Darkness is classic. Not at all happy with the cut they used for the bluray Screwhead Edition, they removed far too many of the skeletons classic one liners - which Raimi and his brother voiced by the way.
  9. Been wondering if I should give it a go. Sounds interesting enough, thanks.
  10. Book of Fate - Gash Book of Lies - Gasher Under the Dome = Tommyknockers + The Stand
  11. Just got the Battlestar Galactica Bluray complete series Limited Edition box set (the metal tin with Mr. Cylon on the cover) for 90 dollars at a pawn store. Confused how the British limited edition made its way here, but delighted all the same. The joys of traveling.
  12. Watching "The Blob" Still no sign of Benni a bit disappointing, but Dillons hairdo is very similar to one of our new players.
  13. The A-Team..... they killed the van. A tear came to my eye. I will stay clear for awhile - there are only so many remakes that one can take. If things continue like they are they will be making a remake of Die Hard 2, and that would be paramount to blasphemy.
  14. Watched "The A Team" - threw up in my mouth. Watched "Day of the Dead" remake - contemplated suicide. Watched "Friday the 13th" remake - decided that hell would not be that bad as I am there already. Watched "Dawn of the Dead" 1978 - felt better about living. Long flight made even longer.
  15. With halloween on the way, I wonder what is everyone's favorite campy horror movies. Killer Clowns From Outerspace is good for a laugh.
  16. A very good Zombie flick. This one is out in left field, but if you like the zombie genre you should check out the rather unknown "Pontypool" Well worth a watch. One to avoid is the new Romero movie "Survival of the Dead." Being a huge Romero fan, I was aghast at this dismal entry into the series. I thought "Land of the Dead" may have been a slight mistake, but after this trash I firmly believe that he has fallen to senility. He goes so far as to personally warn people on the DVD release that some parts are meant to be funny.
  17. Yeah!!!! I am burning my keyboard in solidarity. Free the Darwen One!

  18. I pitty the foo that tries to be Mr. T The man is like an immortal.
  19. Thank you Colin and American, will give them a go. Just finished Fort Pillow by Harry Turtledove and it was a pretty good read, very interesting account of an attack by the Confederate States of America on a Federal fort manned by Pro-Union Tennessee troops and black troops during the Civil War. About as historically accurate as the mixed accounts of the real battle took place allows. Definitely pacy and decently written, not an alternate history novel as is normally delivered by Mr. Turtledove.
  20. Quickly read "Heart of Darkness" by Conrad before you buy it American, it made me appreciate the movie in a whole different way.
  21. Clash of the Titans was horrid, haven't been subjected to Price of Persia yet. The Last Exorcism blew the blockbusters out of the water in my humble opinion. Machete and Inception were also pleasing this summer, the worst summer I feel there has been for some time. Tron I am holding out hope for, would love them to make it look slightly dodgy graphically just for some reminiscence points.
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