Primal Scream - Riot City Blues

Aztec Camera - High Land, Hard Rain

The Jesus & Mary Chain - Psycho Candy

The Housemartins - The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death

Testacles, some kind of internet filter demon is at play here with that ampersand..... anyway Frank Zappa - Shut Up & Play Your Guitar

This may be of interest. http://prestonguild2012.com/guild-wheel

The Macc Lads - Beer & Chips & Sex n Gravy. (I haven't got it honest, but I know it exists.)

Elvis Costello - This Years Model

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

Paul, Not quite as good as that. I've a piece of 3" x 3" wood running inside the shed, screwed into the main frame with 6" screws. The daugher's bike is locked to that with two decent locks and mine is now locked to hers with a Trelock with an armoured cable through all the wheels. I hope that does the job. The blighters should now have to demolish the shed to get the bikes out. As I said, it was just about the only evening in the past five years that they could have nicked both bikes. Thanks for the suggestion AS. After careful consideration of your suggestion - which was most appreciated - I have decided that "a brain-damaged pit bull terrier" is perhaps not the best solution for me given my personal circumstances. Does that deserve a smiley? I think it does, so just for you

The Cure - "So What."

I saw Ted yesterday. I thought it was brilliant.

The illegitimates took the bikes. The only night in about 5 years that my daughter's bike hasn't been locked to the inside of the shed (in such a way that demolishing the shed would be the only way out) and my bike was locked to hers. The two bikes were still locked together with an Abus lock and they couldn't break it so I found both of them in the alleyway the next morning, daughter's slightly damaged and repairable & mine written off. £5 at the local metal fabrication shop to get an angle grinder to go through the Abus lock like the proverbial hot knife through butter. Anyway hers is now repaired and looking good and I've got mysef a Revolution Trailfinder which will do just fine for my usual comute & occasional foray into the Cheshire countryside. I've been "playing out" on it today. Oooh what fun! I'll have to replace the saddle with the comfy one from my other bike though or my Nobby Stiles will be back with a vengeance

Python Lee Jackson - In a Broken Dream

Bonzo Do Dah Dog Band - I'm The Urban Spaceman (the probablity of random selection suggested that we would get there eventually....)

Anastasia Screamed - Laughing Down The Limehouse

The Clash- "Give 'em Enough Rope"

Julian Cope - "World Shut Your Mouth"

"Joe The Lion" - David Bowie

Frank Zappa - Shut Up & Play Your Guitar

Audax, Hope you are OK. Are you? Let us know Colin

Badly Drawn Boy - Have You Fed The Fish (BTW Nelsta, nice work in using the word "a" as a link!)

Mea Culpa, as mentioned before it's an album name rather than a song.

To which Nick Lowe "retaliated" with his "Bowi" EP

David Bowie - Low