[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[benhben]

Steve Kean isn't dead

[HemelRover]

just dead drunk in

[Rover95]

A brothel somewhere in

[cn174]

Cumbernauld, the toughest town

[Stuart]

in world, where women

[Doug]

look more like men

[Rover95]

. Kean shouted " mrs D"

[Stuart]

Let down your hair

[Hanks]

take off your Hat

[Stuart]

and stick on a

[Doug]

record, that will remind

[Rover95]

You of when you

[Stuart]

were an 80s glam

[Willie Eckerslike]

Rock star, tattooed with

[colin]

Steve Kean

[Doug]

on both buttocks and

[Stuart]

and Venkys on his

[Willie Eckerslike]

chest, which burst open

[Stuart]

revealing a strange sticky

[Driver99]

toffee pudding with custard

[Hanks]

Drizzled with fudge sauce

[Doug]

this made her very

[Stuart]

giddy, shouting gleefully "Elephants

[Doug]

elephants, kentucky fried elephants!!"

[Willie Eckerslike]

and cavorting around on