[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[Stuart]

Shamelessly stolen from another forum but let's see if we can get this going. Similar in vein to the song titles thread.

A game of consequences and/or word-association. All comers welcome. The rules are very simple.

1. Please use exactly four words per post - no more, no less. Apostrophes and hyphens are allowed.

2. Please do not change your posts even if they no longer fit. Sometimes the thread is busy and several people post at once. If you go back and change your post then it simply confuses the next person and things become even more chaotic.

Apart from that just have fun!

Starter:

There's this bloke who

[roverandout]

had a bald head

[jim mk2]

with a Rovers tattoo

[Sparky Marky]

who showed his arse

[Stuart]

In the hope that

[Beta Ray Bill]

a passing giraffe would

[Stuart]

take him to the

[jim mk2]

Bodleian Library in Oxford

[Boner]

To read up on

[Beta Ray Bill]

radishes of the world.

[Nelsta]

and thought to himself

[Driver99]

Radishes make me burp

[Al]

I'll read tunips instead.

[Stuart]

whilst riding on a

[Rover95]

Big hairy arsed bear

[jim mk2]

that resembled George Osborne

[dazmaz]

He spotted a dingle

[Amo]

and pulled out his

[Stuart]

shotgun, took aim and

[cn174]

Shot kean by mistake

[Stuart]

If only he had

[Doug]

resigned two years earlier

[Willie Eckerslike]

Then his head would

[Rover95]

Never have exploded and

[patrickvalery]

Glanced in the direction