[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[Stuart]

Lionel Richie's ceiling with

[Rover95]

Dame Edna everage on

[Stuart]

the other hand it

[Boner]

was nothing compared to

[Rover95]

A night up Peps

[Stuart]

or Coconut Grove where

[ABBEY]

sutty slappers had wet

[Doug]

feet, due to the

[Beta Ray Bill]

blood pouring from their

[Willie Eckerslike]

necks as vampires gorged

[Beta Ray Bill]

watched by Peter Mandelson

[Stuart]

in a rather fetching

[Doug]

leotard, that made his

[Stuart]

career as a professional

[Willie Eckerslike]

gentlemens' cabaret act, specialising

[Stuart]

in the ill-advised double-handed

[Doug]

suppository inserting accompanied by

[Majiball]

Steve Keans tongue and

[Stuart]

horseradish sandwich which he

[Beta Ray Bill]

accidentally posted to a

[Stuart]

family of eskimos that

[T4E]

Are called balaji and

[Stuart]

romano, both had been

[Beta Ray Bill]

sunbathing in Accrington when

[Willie Eckerslike]

They were sucked into