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By Stuart October 26, 2012 in I Can't Believe It's Not Football Archive
an alternate universe where
Everyone looks like a
potato, with spaghetti hair
He greeted them by
pulling down his pants
to reveal his incredible
winkie, it was so
a needle pulling thread
but suddenly behind him
an enormous chocolate rabbit
appeared, bursting open and
began singing, 'bright eyes'
in a pubsinger style
"briiiiiide IIIIIIyyyysss, buynin lak"
until he discovered that
rabbits can't actually sing
especially chocolate ones... unless
you give them a
line of cocaine and
Slap on the backside
which always means spanking
His monkey then suggested
doing it doggy style
roverandout's sex therapist, however
won't be suprised by
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