[Archived] Royal baby photographs

[Mike Graham]

What are the Royal Family coming to?

I was disgusted to see that Princess Zara and that ugly commoner husband Mike Tyndall have sold their baby photographs to the trash magazine Hello.

Are they short of a few ££'s.....me thinks not. What are they going to do with the money.....buy Tyndall a nose job?

I wonder what our Queen thinks about this.....not amused I suspect.

[Guest Norbert]

Jesus wept. I'd rather have pictures of Jason lobbing midgets again.

[thenodrog]

Who cares? Zara does not have a hand in the public purse. I suspect her Mum will be in full agreement

[T.J.Newton]

I give it another 2-3 years max before the gorgeous(and relatively normal) Kate Middleton gets tired of seeing that ugly wet blanket of a man she married and wants out

[Guest Norbert]

Oh no TJ, that was the family's (and her) plan-to get as high up that ladder as possible. She'll stick it out if they fall out of love.

And her sister is busy chasing any wealthy merchant banker with a 7 figure account to be interested in things like personality.

[Mike E]

I give it another 2-3 years max before the gorgeous(and relatively normal) Kate Middleton gets tired of seeing that ugly wet blanket of a man she married and wants out

Why would you want them to split? When Kate is Queen you'll be able to crack one off to the tenner in your wallet.

[Guest Norbert]

She won't be on it though. It'll be baldy Windsor's gormless posh boy face instead. Shame really. She may have tits like spaniels ears but she is pretty.