To the matron of Oakside Nursing Home,
I believe you have a resident of your esteemed establishment.
His name is Jim Mk2 and I believe his previous occupation was of a journalistic nature.
I believe he flits between lucid, rational states and at other times, sadly, quite irrational pre demential states.
Should you catch him in one of his more lucid moments could you ask him a question?
Is this the worst Australia touring team ever?
Yours in anticipation.
A resident of a former convict colony.