\ I don't know about plastic but I've got a piece of paper that says I'm an Aussie. What's your problem?Had too much bitter in the pub? And sorry I didn't pop on here to say what a great game it was.I thought I should go to bed. There's no chance the English will win the Ashes though

TwentyTwenty is bad for the game. The English batsman are playing ridiculous shots that should be confined to the rounders version of cricket that 2020 is.

5-33 A very overrated England team.

4-19 Perhaps a very overrated England team.

3-19 Australian bowlers have the wood over the England top order.

2-13

1-11....the collapse begins.

You doth remindeth me of an anal retentive who records MSN conversations. Print said'th convo and be damned. For ye hath no backbone and be yet a skelleth. For ye are not but a worthless perineal adjunct.

Oh to be so educated like you are. D'oth I compare thee to a duck or a goose?

The likes of Kuqui above a former player living on past glories will do me any day. Alex Ferguson saw fit to get rid of him when he did and so did Souness. Let him stay at Fulham.

Didn't I ask you if you were a Yank or w.a.n.k American, discuss the merits of signing a useless player.

Wow I never knew how easy it was to get a bite Plus lets sign Yorke whilst we are at it

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/...Utd_Glazer.html Maybe you were at the wrong end of the street?

If we resign him I'm gonna take up supporting West Ham full time followed by Chelsea part time.

The question has to be asked again: is this the worst Australia touring team ever ? 325069[/snapback] Well what do you reckon troll, whoops, Jim?

Australia are now getting into their stride. Is the England team overrated?

Elect this person. For he or she doth speak sense and is the voice of reason

That's due to the time difference. Most of us were in bed saving our energy for the real cricket. When the Test players return the England side will be found out. 325214[/snapback] I'm sure you weren't an Australian when you were a member of the fans forum many years ago Don. Whats happened? 325368[/snapback] Despondent about England's performance when last in Australia I decided to jump ship. A couple of months later I got a piece of paper. Looks like I may have jumped ship a little prematurely

When the Test players return the England side will be found out. 325214[/snapback] Who does that include then? 325221[/snapback] Langer and Warne for the Test series.

That's due to the time difference. Most of us were in bed saving our energy for the real cricket. When the Test players return the England side will be found out.

Pity he couldn't keep it up. For every Harmison there's a Lewis

I can't go for a team that wears part red and has Vodafone emblazzoned across the chest.

The question that has to asked is why does a seemingly intelligent person, given your position, post troll like things and ask such idiotic questions? We are but two weeks into a tour?

Nice signature you have there 1864. The Aussies may have lost a couple of "battles" but they'll win the "war".

Manilow? White?