Sounds like a certain Tyrhys Dolan to me...particularly the end product part!

Yet another wideman isn’t he? I pray to God we’re actually looking to spend some of our ‘budget’ on an actual striker.

I find it hard to believe that all these managers turned us down. It’s a damn cushty gig as Mowbray has proved for a number of years.

The stupidest part of that, is he’s out of contract next summer (yet again). Why on Earth would we care if he goes on loan and tears it up? It was this season or never. Just more drivel from Mowbray as you say.

Regardless of whether we bring in a handful of kids on loan to pad out the squad (looks likely), if we don’t bring in a half decent striker on a permanent deal then this window will have been a disgrace.

A number 10 you say? I look forward to seeing him play out wide.

Mowbray you’re a smart arse pillock.

How the feck can they hit the bar then score straight away AGAIN?!

Mowbray will forever infuriate with b*llocks such as this ‘false 9’ nonsense. Hasn’t worked before, isn’t working now, and will never work.

‘Keep it tight first 10, lads.’

Hopefully we'll have a year to exercise on Brereton's deal (Sharpe is looking into it), which would take him through to 2023. If not, he'll have a number of agents in his head advising him to cash in on his new found fame, let's be honest. And no, I still don't rate the bloke very highly!

You could argue too that those four are our most valuable assets (apart from perhaps Kaminski - who himself only has a year longer left than them - and Travis). Insane how we find ourselves in this position. If we thought we were thread bare this year, wait until 2022-23!

Talk about a way to burst the early season optimism: https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/19525768.mowbrays-message-blackburn-rovers-fans-contract-renewals/ I didn’t realise Lenihan was in his last year too. Potentially we’re going to lose 4 of our best assets next summer for free - save for a few peanuts for Nyambe. Criminal.

Gallagher wide right with Dolan through the middle is mind boggling.

Seems that Liverpool fans really rate the lad, but there's concern over his stature (size, height etc.). Let's hope he can cope with a heavy tackle or twenty a game!

Well I didn't see us getting anything after they scored, so credit to the lads for rallying and coming away with a point. 4 points is well above what I expected after two games too. Tough three games coming up; let's see where we are after those.

Hahaha Diaz. Always happy to eat my own words.

Chapman on at LWB?! LOL

Why the f*ck wouldn’t you have Mcbride on the bench? We quite literally have nobody else on it who may be able to sniff out a goal.

There we go, so so obvious. Can’t see us getting back in this with the garbage up front and on the bench. Thanks Tony.

Carter on for Dolan. Mowbray’s famed 3 at the back it is…

Yep. Wouldn't need to move home, well run club who will be fighting for promotion this season. Or us? Hmmmm.

Another week gone, another ‘hopefully we’ll have a body or two in by the weekend’ and yet again, absolutely nothing. Embarrassing.

Indeed. He isn't 6'3+ so I knew it'd be a non-starter! Regardless of the calibre of player who has left the building, the cold hard facts are TWELVE have left and ZERO have come in. When I tell my non-Rovers supporting fans this they genuinely think I'm making it up.

It’s so Rovers that the only player we were due to sign is now crocked so back with his parent club. A circus of a transfer window.