G Somerset Rover

This fella isn’t a million miles off Steve Kean levels. A slimey, snake of a man who you wouldn’t trust to run a bath let alone a championship football club. I will love watching his eventual downfall.

I really admire the optimism of those who don’t think it’s done and dusted yet. I wish I could understand where the goals and wins are coming from as I’m struggling to see either being remotely close to the required rate.

Telling you now, no way we win at Loftus Road next week. Now we’ve played Wednesday at home we’re back to asking, ‘where the hell are the wins coming from?’

It didn’t even feel as hopeless as this when we had the likes of Fode Koita and Browny leading the line. Anyone buying a ticket at the moment is pretty much a (respected) lunatic in my mind - guaranteed no entertainment or goals from Rovers before a ball is even kicked.

The new guy won’t just need to be a good manager - he’ll need to be a miracle worker to keep this rabble up. Still 100% convinced as I have been for most of the season, that we’re as good as down.

Ironic how OssyRover(?) and others were calling out the attacking nature of the side pre-match yet we can’t even fashion one semi-decent chance in 90 minutes. We are as good as down in my opinion, irrespective of the team selection each match.

The new bloke will need to be a miracle maker to keep this absolute rabble up.

Game over with us behind. Our lack of creativity and cutting edge is gonna see us down. We could play til Christmas and not fashion a decent chance, let alone score.

I know we somehow grabbed one the other day but I cannot recall a Rovers side being as bereft of creativity and as toothless as this what we’ve seen for the past fifteen matches or so. We quite literally struggle to create any meaningful chances - let alone score.

The likes of Wednesday can rightly feel understandably pissed right off with that leniency. As Rev says, let’s hope we’re not either come May!

He’d probably still get injured even in the dugout.

100%. And NONE of that starts until the existing manager leaves the post. Then it's: "Oh shit, Johnson says he doesn't want it permanently again. I guess we should probably start putting some feelers out to agents."

You'll be seeing him in the stands sat next to Pasha and Rudy whilst Cookie is in the dug-out. They'll need to be giving out sick buckets with each ticket.

Watching him last night, I genuinely don't know what he is any more. He's not even someone who can keep the ball ticking over nicely. A few nice touches here and there but that's quite literally it (although I will give him that chip for Jorgensen - it was delightful). Engine not good enough, doesn't get stuck in enough, falls over too much, too ponderous on the ball to progress attacks. And as for him having the captaincy, he quite clearly isn't a guy for the trenches. The armband being on him really is testament to the season we are having.

I can’t recall an enigma quite like Baradji. All the quality in the world yet his lackadaisical nature at times makes you pull your hair out. You can see why he hasn’t kicked on in his career to date, that’s for sure.

A win is by far the only important thing tonight but we’ll need to be infinitely better to win any more matches this season.

I can’t be the only one smelling a 1-1 from a mile off here.

Made Wednesday look like Barcelona for this first 5 mins of the second half.

A frustrating first half. Thought we’d really build on the goal but apart from the initial 5-10 mins after we have done anything but that. Special mention for Cantwell who I thought has been woeful. Get the armband off him and get him out of our club.

If we have gone to a four at the back, I cannot understand why you wouldn't bring in Pickering for Cashin. The latter has been decent for the past two matches but far from an out and out LB.

My expectations were low but that side. Jesus Christ. Be very surprised if we win now. It wouldn’t look out of place in League Two.

I know we’re not blessed with CB’s who can play in a two, but surely we go back to four at the back tonight. Heart is saying 2-0 but head saying 1-1.

Coleman coming in with his links to Steve Kean and others really would be yet another kick in the balls for us fans. Pasha and Rudy will be laughing their tits off.

Pointing out the obvious but the chances of us landing on our feet again with a Eustace or JDT feel slim to none with just Pasha and Rudy at the wheel. Dream scenario is Johnson does enough to hold onto it, we stay up, then there are huge changes at the club in the summer - either Venky's or at the vert least, Pasha bugger off. Then I woke up.

When you’re getting turned down by David Wagner, you know you’re in a fair bit of trouble. As for JDT, how many pints has Nixon had tonight?!