That’s four games on the bounce where we are very unlucky according to VI. I’m being genuine when I say I cannot see us winning another game this season.

Like Hyam, spouting nothing but hot air and bollocks pre-match. His nosedives post Christmas coincide very nicely with that of the wider team.

He does my fucking head in. In a sea of shit he winds me up the most. Comes out with bollocks on his Instagram after his shambolic performance in midweek then backs it up with this.

Jesus fucking wept. Fold the club for fuck sake.

Six points adrift of the play offs as things stand. Some achievement given we were 5th a couple weeks ago.

This has 1-1 or 2-1 Cardiff written all over it.

It really doesn’t matter though. There isn’t a cat in hells chance we can make the top 6.

Stoke back to losing ways today. 1 win in 6 for them…no prizes for guessing who the 1 was against.

Hyam and Carter are both fairly decent individually but play like the chuckle brothers as a pairing.

I reckon you’ll be waiting a while with that lad, if ever.

Good to see that Tuchel isn’t clinically insane. He cited his recent injury and he’ll be training with the seniors too: https://londonnewsonline.co.uk/sport/it-was-very-close-thomas-tuchel-explains-why-crystal-palace-star-missed-out-on-senior-england-squad/

David Dunn was saying this post match after Stoke, how JRC could replace Weimann’s goals. No wonder the guy couldn’t ever keep a coaching job in football. Edit: Mark beat me to it above.

David Raya and Aynsley Pears cannot be included within the same sentence ever again.

Agreed. They’re 5th in SA qualifiers (not even guaranteed to make it yet). That’s why I mention the likes of Colombia and Uruguay. On American soil I would currently prefer to play Brazil than those two (and of course Argentina).

Argentina cannot be discounted again; they have strength throughout their side. Colombia and Uruguay will be extremely competitive too.

He’s no slouch; I personally don’t think that’s holding him back. He needs to add goals to his game for sure, but I’ve no doubt that will come over time. I’ll put decent money on that he’ll go for major bucks this summer, or next, and from that moment on he’ll be a permanent fixture in the side. Palace fans know a player and they’re convinced he’s going to be just as big as Olise who is currently ripping it up at Bayern.

I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of the football world but I genuinely presumed Henderson had slipped into a silent retirement. Wharton aside how the hell is he getting back in the England squad? Walker too?! I felt optimism in a fresh approach with Tuchel but it’s like Southgate has picked the squad once again.

Suhail clearly doesn’t like it when the heat is turned on him. I’ve thought for some time that making his life uncomfortable would be the best place to start.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Dennis was one of the final straws for Eustace. He was probably assured we’d get a forward with championship pedigree in - you can only imagine Waggott giving it the biggun down Brockhall about ‘his’ coup. ‘I’ve even been able to land you Woodrow too!’. However no doubt a true football man like Eustace would know ED would offer fuck all in the run in after barely kicking a ball for years.

It’s four in seventeen. Yes it’s that bad. We’d be doomed without that 6 game winning run.

Fair play for putting in more effort than Todd Cantwell tonight, pal.

Travis always starts seasons on fire. By the end of each campaign he’s like a poor man’s Radosav Petrovic.

I thought Ismael was meant to be a bit of a hot head? He looks like he’s been hit by a fucking truck on the touch line tonight. Seen more life out of Todd Cantwell.

Stop the clocks: we forced their GK into a save.

Johansson may as well have had his slippers and pipe for tonight. Every single one of them at our once proud club should be fucking embarrassed.