G Somerset Rover

We’ve scored two goals in c.650 mins of football. We can’t keep clean sheets, we can’t win matches (1 in 12). Our run in is horrendous. Throw in it being our 150th season, Venky’s ownership and matches being called off when we’ve been winning, and everything adds up to relegation.

1 win in 12. 2 goals scored in 650 mins of football. At any normal club we’d be seeing the corner flag on social media.

Surely more of you are coming round to my way of thinking that we’re down this season? I’m surprised you can’t all see it.

Cricket score incoming, at least it might put the slightest bit of pressure on Ismael (from the fans at least). The guy is fucking clueless.

Pickering, Powell and Ribeiro are all far superior to De Neve and all on the bloody bench! He would still look out of place in the national league. Criminal from Ismael again.

I’m surprised more aren’t convinced that we’re going down this season, like me.

‘The new Duffer’.

Or they were just keen to mug Elliot Jackson off.

A couple hundred £k on the loan fee for the Brighton chap is the most we'll see. Long-term thinking went out of the window the minute those idiots arrived 15 years ago.

I wouldn’t believe Nixon if he told me the sky was blue, but us signing someone who isn’t even fit is so us. Cue the presser: ‘x will be fit in March to help our cause.’

2-0 and another humbling defeat. Yet still there won't be talk of relegation within the local media or at the club itself. Nothing to see here.

‘The market is tough. Everyone is looking for more firepower. Before Swansea is now the aim.’

"Will you sign for less than you're currently on?" "Harry?....Harry?"

Good on you, pal. I'd love to know where the wins and goals are coming from, but let's hope you're right.

He can’t win football matches which is fairly important for a manager. Well, at any normal club it is. As an aside, we’ve scored two goals in the last 525 minutes of football. Jesus wept.

‘A brilliant performance.’ He must be taking the piss at this stage. The youngsters did themselves proud to an extent, but it was no shots on target save for a cross come shot in 120 minutes of bloody football!

We are showing over a prolonged period now that we cannot score goals and we cannot win matches. Feeling confident of survival, anyone?!

Typifies our season. Another loss, more injuries and a completely unecessary extra 30 mins for a broken squad.

Has every single attacker at the club bar Gudjohnsen got an allergy to shooting?

Throw in Kargbo and Gueye the previous season and the form really is something.

Fair point. 9 in the top flight by the looks.

Almost like Ismael is being forced to select him. He apparently scored 26 goals in the Swedish top flight - I can only assume it resembles a pub league.

This self imposed wage structure is the chief reason we’ve been bringing in absolute wasters from abroad. We’ll struggle to get anyone remotely half decent from this country.

Harold Bishop would probably get a game up front at the minute.

More fool the folk attending this waffle-fest. Far from our biggest issue but an awful manager.