G Somerset Rover

Stop the clocks: we forced their GK into a save.

Johansson may as well have had his slippers and pipe for tonight. Every single one of them at our once proud club should be fucking embarrassed.

1-0 down against relegation fodder, supposedly desperate for the play-offs, and I think we’ve touched the ball in their area once this second half. It’s entirely predictable yet absolutely inexcusable.

Sam Gallagher coming on. 2-0 incoming.

This superpower of ours to not even remotely threaten the opposition goal when losing really is so impressive.

We look like we could be here til next Christmas and not even create a chance let alone score. Absolutely fucking abysmal.

Prize for guessing who’ll be leading the charge on here for that…

4 wins in 17 is Mowbray death spiral bad.

Sorry, but it’s a circus on the pitch and he has to take a large portion of the blame. He’s had a couple weeks on the training pitch now and the boys look like they’ve just met pre-match (again).

Throw me in the ‘fucking concerned’ camp.

I know we’re a passive bunch but another shitter against Cardiff and IMO Suhail and Waggott are gonna start feeling the heat.

Dom Hyam is a tragic centre half when not coached through matches by an experienced pro next to him. Edit: see Superbrfc beat me to it.

Fuck me. Yet again, gifting absolutely terrible sides on awful runs, goals. Feels like game over already.

If data ever summed up a player it’s this for Dolan:

Indeed. Not to mention our major signing Dennis being rooted to the bench again despite Ismael banging on about him pre-match like he could be the second coming of Shearer. If he can make it to the summer with more red cards than goals it will be some achievement.

That is a horrendous lineup. Spineless to include Pears yet again too. Prove me wrong…

Once again - as it was at Derby (ha) - it is absolutely imperative not to give away the early goal. They are going to be edgy as hell given the results last night with the pressure firmly on. Wouldn’t it be fantastic for once to see us rise to an occasion such as this.

He’s gonna keep them up isn’t he. Probably relatively comfortably if they keep this up.

Goodbye again pace. It was nice seeing you for 5 minutes after all these years.

A team on a rotten run of form coupled with a midweek away trip for the Rovers. Therefore, I can guarantee two things: 1) We’ll lose 2) Sam Gallagher will score. Fill your boots.

He’s effectively ‘won’ WBA four points already with his goals. How’s the lad whose barely played for two years, Dennis, getting on for us, Steve?

Pears was and is hideous but the defending was keystone cop once again too. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Dom Hyam is half the defender (that’s being kind) when he’s not next to a decent experienced pro, like Batth. We miss him hugely.

When I pass away can you lot please ensure a delegation of players and management are there for the burial to let me down one last time.

Indeed. No real team talk was needed today. ‘Get it in and around that absolute flapper Pears and we’ll have a field day. He’s wank.’

Fuck me!!!! They haven’t won in about thirteen games. Haven’t even scored for yonks either. Roll up Rovers. So, embarrassingly poor. Bunch of absolute see you next Tuesdays.