G Somerset Rover

Fixed it for you, DS.

Indeed. Many called that we’d receive some guff from the club this week. - One win in eight | Injuries galore | no incomings | fans becoming a little restless | Eustace pissed off. Since then someone has fed the LET the Kargbo news, followed up by the king of bullshit himself coming out with hot air and meaningless waffle.

The other big concern is why are we the only club after him in the space of six-eight months? Good luck to the lad should he arrive but I won’t be expecting much.

No need to worry down at Ewood - we’ll have Cov’s cast-offs before the deadline is up for a fraction of the price.

I don’t think I’ve ever been as sure of the result as I am for this weekend. Last years performance still makes me feel sick to my stomach too. Unfortunately I’m expecting more of the same. Can see this being 3 or 4.

That’s the worry now. But no doubt a few more Forshaw‘s will still appease plenty in the rovers fan base.

The sooner Dolan and Hedges leave the better. I’m usually concerned with our continuous ambition to downgrade under this lot, but not with those two. I’ve never seen two attacking players so inefficient at either scoring or providing goals over such a prolonged period of time. Their records, particularly Hedges, are shameful.

I thought Gestede was a bit of a tosser as a player. Nothings changed my mind on that front now that he’s working for that lot and given us nothing but b*llocks in the early days.

5 from 8. Embarrasing.

Andy Bayes has to be trolling us by this point: Because we’ve not sold anyone for decent money, have we Andy.

It’s January 21st, a squad is on its knees and thus far, Adam Forshaw is our marquee signing. Can we just close this thread and save us all the embarrassment?

One win in eight. We’ll be nosediving down that league very soon. Yet another season of shameful negligence by those utter see you next Tuesdays in Pune. You’ve got to give it to them - they’re bloody consistent.

Our new marquee signing makes Radosav Petrovic look like Modric.

I mean, fair play to him, but it’s only because we’ve pulled him from the depths of the bench in league one. Our (lack of) recruitment really is sickening.

No need to panic. Just Bristol city away - the scene of our most gutless performance in recent years.

At least he scored a few goals for them. He’s done absolutely eff all here other than constantly lose the ball.

It began 8 games ago!

ONE win in eight in the league after tonight. Absolutely pitiful.

If he could play half as well as he chats shit on Instagram then he’d be quite some player.

Fold the club. There’s no enjoyment left until those fuckers finally leave. Just f*ck off!!!!

I still think I must have been seeing things when he had that brilliant run a couple of seasons ago. He was like a man possessed against Huddersfield, quite literally ran the game single handed. Ever since that purple patch he’s pretty much been back to his terrible self.

Just seen we haven’t beat this lot at home since 1997!! What a horrendous run that is.

What the feck was that? That’s game over with the ‘fire power’ we possess.

That bench, Jesus wept. ‘We will honour the Jack Walker legacy.’

As J*B says, it doesn’t take much to placate the Rovers fan base. We could bring in nonody else between now and the end of the window and even pull off another O’Brien / McGuire screw-up and still the majority would just shrug their shoulders and come up with b*llocks like, ‘we’re keeping our powder dry’ or ‘they can’t fund us’ etc etc. It’s infuriating. I can only imagine how JE is feeling.