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Ismael throwing every single slither of blame on injuries.

The first who will be proclaiming ‘life is good after Venky’s’ once they finally do piss off.

I am going to throw my mortgage on us going down whilst the odds will still be slightly favourable. There is zero chance we stay up next season. Zero.

‘Left back Ryan Giles coming on’…hang about, I thought he was a specialist right winger?!

Another sterling performance from Ryan Hedges. I would wager that he has the worst return (goals/assists) of any forward player in the whole football league. And absolute sham of a footballer.

The post match bollocks from Ismael (and probably Waggott et al) about this ‘second half fight’ is going to be beyond nauseating. It’ll be forgotten that Boro could and should have scored about four this half alone.

He’s just gonna start turning his attention to the summer and our ‘exciting’ plans. The transfer thread window is going to take a pounding.

How are they not 4 or 5 up here? At the very least.

Like keystone cops at the back. We need them to score 1 or 2 more here to really turn the screw.

You could replace the likes of Hedges, Pears and Hyam with cones and you’d see a marked improvement.

I genuinely don’t get how Travis’ cross even gets 0.01…

Rudy Gestede: ‘Performances are getting better’.

Good. He’s at our level - a shit defender with the backbone of a jellyfish.

LOL! Gestede and Waggott will be eulogising over that shot next week.

The duck & dog would beat our lot at the moment. It is criminal just how bad we are. But it’s a mere side note. Give these fuckers hell - it’s time to drive them out of the club.

That is THE perfect tonic to ramp everything up. GIVE THEM HELL!!!!

Indeed. You can imagine they’ll also make some (further) incredibly stupid decisions over the coming weeks in light of the latest project, such as to not give Danny Batth a new contract.

Who is this tosser / Venky’s stooge?

I don’t even know where to start with their lies but some random highlights for me: - Gestede on why we can’t really plan adequately for next season yet: ‘we don’t know what league we’ll be in’…here’s a hint Rudy, it’s not the premier league! - Gestede believes ‘performances are getting better’ off the back of a four match losing streak - Waggott bangs on about the average championship managers shelf life being 18 months yet fails to give any rationale as to why the disastrous Ismael was handed a 3.5 year deal.

Sewer rat Suhail stays in the shadows then. I mean, why change the habit of a lifetime.

‘It’s like two new signings in the building. They’re both set for huge seasons and it’s meant we didn’t need to dip into the transfer market’. Steve Waggott, speaking to WATR, August 2025.

Waggott needs booting out of this club with a king sized rocket placed directly up his arse, but the number 1 target needs to be Suhail. Get him uncomfortable enough and the house of cards will begin to tumble IMO.

I know Bayes has a balancing act to play here given who he’s employed by, but he simply cannot give this guy an easy ride with just nods and pleasantries. This sewer rat needs grilling and outing.

I’d wager a fair few fans don’t even know who he is. That being said, I’ve no doubt some (one or two on here even…) will be lapping up the absolute drivel he’s about to speak though.

Whatever Hyam is being paid, it’s far too much.