Bickering like bastards who just don't give a toss,
Nailed on relegation, relying on the dross,
Waiting for some funding, from India in bags,
Courtesy of Modi, and a crowd of scheming hags
Meanwhile, back in Blackburn, defenders old and weak
Line up juicy contracts, to play each seventh week
Someone saw the writing, way before we sank
That without a decent chairman, instead a dodgy plank
The gravy train would rumble on, the fans can go to hell
As there's shag all they can do, in truth, until the Venkys sell
So we call ourselves 'The Rovers', you'll hear us still quite proud
Of our history and tradition, our hearts will ne'er be cowed
But the trust is gone, the heart's been ripped, the only thing that's left
Is a hope that some day soon will come, to stir within our chest
That our club may soon rise once again, from all the pain and tatters
And we beat the Burnleh scum both legs, from me its all that matters
Forget the league, the cup, the dream, and shout it from your soul
Blackburn Rovers will be back one day, and rise above it all
And the day will dawn, perhaps quite soon, we then will all look back,
And we'll rue the day the rot set in, when Big Sam got the sack.
Now I'm sure there's folk who'll say not so, whose preference was for K*#n
And who'd argue Venkys ownership's the best they've ever seen,
But to those odd hacks, and nine-bob notes, I hope the drugs are great
Cos you'd have to be a blind, bigoted, buffoon of the lowest order to carry those patent untruths off and if you've read this far and you really do believe any of that carp, well, take a good long hard look at the reality of Blackburn Rovers in 2024. Then hang your head in shame, because it never needed to be this way.
Time for a good Venky Trashing.