A word to the wise... Don't feck with Mercer! He's more of an old codger than I am, and would pull your arms off and spit roast your torso with his keyboard warriorship faster than two black holes merging in deep space.... Just saying..

As if. There are some time thieving ways of wasting one's time on earth, and Instagram is one such abomination. I'd rather drill my eyes out with a blunt speculum.

The Andy Crawford 'smokes his own exhaust' story repeats itself! I always knew it would, one day. Next thing you know, we'll be treated to pictures of Tyrhis 'training alone on the beach'.. Shameful, on the part of the faceless bastards behind the scenes at Rovers.

I ruddy hate click bait. Why can't someone just say that he has gone and where he has gone to. Wankers.

And here we are, back to the 1970s... and our 'Annual Battle Against Promotion'.. VENKYS, PASHA, RUDY, THE WHOLE FECKING LOT OF EM... OUT!!

Been there. Thanks for sparing us your darkest inner thoughts. We share your pain. RIP the Real Rovers!

It's like when David Hargreaves came on trial from Accy Stanley all those years ago, all over again. Hard to be anything other than underwhelmed. Nothing against the lad, but come on, giving trials to lads from the testosterone league??

Hurrah! Mornington Crescent! ☺️

Keep up, dear boy.

It's on Youtube... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH no, it isn't

Venkys are paying, therefore it isn't Youtube, it's an obscure Belgian malware channel that just wants to show tits and fannies. It was cheap, said Balaji big bollox, and I wasn't really that interested in the football, once the titts and fannnies started...

I wouldn't trust this lad to hold the door to the bog for me, let alone his ability to plan effectively for a multi-million pound social enterprise like Blackburn Rovers. Hell's teeth, Myrtle, the level of vacuosity, rabbit in the headlights, Bambi before the lioness and sheer haven't got a clue-ness about the lad... Beggars belief. Blackburn Rovers - the perfect analogy for the UK in the 21st century - hollowed out, ruined by incompetence, no discernable strategy for change, hazy objectives, run by cretins and bankrupt despite being 'owned' by some of the richest folks on the fooking planet..

& JDT and and and and..... Wankers

c'mon now. Don't mince yer words man.

erm.. we get fook all quid, regardless of what other clubs deign to pay. Keep up lad.