Afternoon MB! Just finishing off my Afternoon Pie. Hung up on their agents and spending the transfer kitty on my new house.

Willy Topp, FM legend

Cheers, I'm actually disappointed because no way he is worth £1mil, I thought €800k was fair but we have become desperate

Signed the new SSL certificate, season is BACK ON

Nothing other than two random media outlets giving conflicting info regarding this, no?

I know we were linked with him in the press, but genuinely nearly every Championship club and some prem clubs have been scouting him. Will be surprised if he isn't taken in the summer into a prem youth setup like Ash Phillips was.

Depends what quality, average quality?

Honestly I feel like it's got to the stage where people are just trying to force the issue with rumours, unless of course clubs have released their loan availability lists, and we're just enquiring.

Can't believe you had to copy and paste that Tommy. Lazy.

If I make a twitter account and say a random name do you think it'll get posted here?

This is classic. Reminds me of the old days of "my uncle works at Microsoft and he's going to ban your computer!"

Did you ever settle your wine debt?

To be fair, earlier in the season he carried them to any result they got. If he signs for us and gets up to speed our LW problem is fixed I'd say.

Just twitter rumours imo. If Cissoko was at our training ground someone would've told our plethora of ITK accounts, surely.

Which is silly because if we had THAT money we'd bring in probably two for the cost.

I need a tweet with an hourglass emoji to brighten my mood.

If I was O'Brien and had to pick between two clubs, I'd probably go for the one that didn't fuck up half of a season for me.

If Eustace is asking for two or three GOOD names, he's gonna be off.

Wallace not on the bench for WBA. He is still there right? Nevermind he's on the bloody pitch! Rare occasion!

In the bank account being kept to pay all our overheads, as the venkys are genuinely buggered with this court case, but can't publicly say so without hurting their business operations elsewhere. Well, that's my take on it anyway.

Stoke signing Ali Al-hamadi means fewer targets for clubs to fight over now too. Getting sparse out there.

Rather them than us. He seems like a massive twat after throwing a fit at two clubs.

Excellent. These are the kind of targets to get my blood pumping. Next it'll be the FM regens from the African leagues.

Sorry but if we are actually discussing a failed talent like Brewster I'm just checking out for the season. I'd rather Ennis back.

Oh god imagine if it's Bamford