Not as yawn inducing as your comments - but have you reported the arms caches to the police?

according to a random text from Jordan - Benni Mc is there - not playing but due to sign soon. However no over evidence other than this text from Orvil

Not wishing to divert attention away from the Mosques because we know they are all harbouring Terrorists and othe ne'er do wells But suspects from Thursdays fun and games are here. Photos If you know them please ring Terrorist Hotline or the Police.

More than likely - Ive got my head dress on and just off to start prancing around in the garden However this England team is the one most likely to do it (other than the Aussies anyway) If Trescothic/Straus/Vaughn actually get in and score some runs - who knows. Flintoff is due a big score too.

yeah but we've never had 2-3 days to do it in

Got Clark - but about 50 runs to late me thinks Very good tactics from England - bowling wide off stump

exactly God bless KP, Jones and Harmy. Gives us almost a hope

but mines more fun

Follow it here

Guardian Sport A good place to follow over by over coverage of the game - whilst being quite amusing. Good for those who have t'internet access at work. Wont start until about 10:15 ish

What you going to do next Ashes when McGrath and Warne have retired?

Depends which side catches them first MC, if we can get them quitely, well lets just say there's been a run on open backed chairs, rubber hoses and lead shot.

Its been game on ever since the Irish Troubles started, it just seems the enemy's changed religion and tactics. As Douglas Adams once famously put - DONT PANIC btw these guys today were hopeless amateurs as were the ones who were more succesfull on the 7th (Im quite happy to explain that last bit, but cant be bothered with 16 pages of discussion - PM me for my reasons). I dont know whether thats good or bad though

bloody enjoyable day though - I made T4E eat his Tramps hat with anger when he found out I could listen to it on the radio and he couldnt

wheres thorpe where we need him I half joked at tea that we'd be all out for 150 - lloks like I was being optimistic. However, when McGrath retires - I get the feeling that Austrailia will become just a very good side instead of teh imperious one it is at the moment

your awfully quick to call people stupid at the moment - did that test to see whether you should be earning more in your job, show that you were in fact underqualified to clean floors?

What reliving Live 8? Why I didnt watch it the first time?

It was the five live report - I was too busy shouting abuse at the radio -to find out when it will be on MP3 but it will probably be on now. (Listen Again Feature) Also it is my view that if that was the gentlemans view - Muslim first - British a distant second, well theres the airport - sod off. Most British Muslims are exactly that, british nationality, Muslim faith same way as according to the census Im a British Jedi - Obi Wan Flopsy

Cricket Well as long as they dont play Leicester anyway

Poor Theno, my bleeding liberal heart bleeds for you And theno, I agree Israel has had the right / need for them to protect themselves, brilliantly at times. However the treatment of the Palastinians by the "State" of Israel has been atrocious, each act of violence returned with violence two fold. I dont condone with the terrorists blowing up innocents becuase they have a problem but I can understand why they are slightly peeved about the situation. Same way that I understand why the IRA did what they did but not now and in no way do I condone the method.

Yeah you lucky lucky sod I apologise for doubting you

hes not posting on here again Colin

dear god my spelling's got awful - the heat must be buggering up my keyboard

Habeus Corpus usually MCMC although I believe thats been relaxed with the new terrorism laws. Also - and im speculating here - its better to have these people free and running around (if you know who they are) because you can use them to find out the whole cell and or parts of the organisation. However this has to mean that Mi5 and the police do it properly - or you have, as happened about 12 months ago - when someone they had under surveillance disapeared and everyone panics - its why Heathrow suddenly had tanks parked outside. Anti-terrorism is a fine balance - You cant arrest someone for saying that they are willing to give their life for Allah/God/Budda/Chocolate/Rovers - you can only arrest them for either planning an attack or attempting to carry one out. What you can do is keep them under close scrutiny and see who they meet. Unfortunately Terrorism is extreamly Darwenistic, ie only the cleverest/luckiest/fittest survive - and the last thing they will do is meet with the guys who blather on about self sacrifice/paradise and martydom. It would be good if their was a simple answer - such as ban the extreamist clerics - but what is likely to happen - and was proved with persecution of the Catholics in this country for example - is that it just becomes secretive and underground, and more hardline and extreame.

Oh and I forget, what do you want to do about the situation MCMC? Make useless throwaway comments and remarks - which is my domain thankyou very much - or come up with something realistic and sane I also want to know how they are inflamatory - im not the one espousing all immigration be stopped and all Asylum seekers sent packing