Flopsy

MArtyn run out with a fantastic throw by Vaughan but hey, Langer's in and Gilchrist is still to come. Also you dont have poor batsmen in an austrailia test team

Im following the match on TMS on Sports Extra - and also following it Here

Wheelybin strikes again (first wicket this series) and gets out a very dangerous looking Ponting - whos bloody furious with himself

Pontings looking good - but Harmy is looking dangerous - unlike your bowlers yesterday - Game on

3 years Jan - he managed to ruin a team that was midtable 1st division to a disgraceful promotion, an outrageous cup win and 10th place finish the next season and finally the coup de grace - finishing 6th in teh Premiership and beating Arsenal (twice), United, Chelsea and putting 4 past Spurs at WHL. An outrage

brightening up a bit now - hint of sun through the overcast. I can see the blimp from my office

Birmingham Weather report Its currently Overcast - we've had a bit of rain overnight (which is a right pain in the arse as we have just noticed we've a couple of roof tiles gone awol) - and theres a bit of dampness in the air. Is that good or bad for England? Also I thought England were good yesterday, I managed to get freddie up to 50+ by betting a tenner that he wouldnt hit a half century and won £50 betting that England wouldnt get 450 beers sorted for tommorrow now (or getting the effing roof fixed)

Hows about Dualing Banjo's - that'll put the willies up any of those glam city teams And make bolton fans feel welcome

What the Scarlett Pimpernel is back as a suicide bomber?

Dell - if you get a desktop can be a bugger to upgrade (its the size of teh tower and Mobo thats the problem - their laptops are very good and they usually do good deals on them

In regards to Scousers comments In regard to Bens and Phils, absolutely, if you dont like the Uk, theres the exit, mind the door doesnt hit your arse on the way out.

who did the song - Eff you I wont do what you tell me - we should play that, that'll upset Gerald

By the sounds of it, if Freddie shouts Boo! loud enough all your team will be legging it to hide behind their mummies legs. wusses

FT 1-2 t'rovers well done lads and teh brave couple (or single) hundreds that went over to Grimsby

Just the tabloids / mail/ express for being themselves

"Smile like you mean it" by the Killers is strangley apt.

Man U, Chelsea, Rio Ferdinand, Spurs, West Ham

Gav - ive asked Grooby about the music choice before the games and he palmed me off that its something to do with Radio Rovers. Get on to Gerald if i was you - or at least Rover's "marketing" dept

"Ode to Joy" would be nice, lies, but nice

I remember putting 7 past West Ham, that was fun

Ole - another post avoiding questions bravo sir bravo

Oh as for teh Tazer thing in brum - one of the main ways of setting up explosives is using an electric detonator - sticking lots of volts into someone who might be wearing explosives aint recommended. However they have someone to ask questions too now. Which is nice.

I honestly think Jimbo that you had grounds to believe someone was a suicide bomber and you took him out (serious grounds being acting very suspiciously not just being coloured) then as long as you can justify you feared for life and limb I dont think a jury would convict. I was given a yellow card for NI but thats coz the RoE were different. And as for being in danger in brum - we're in as much danger as in london, but we dont have the safety in numbers due to the number of people who commute into brum compared to London. Also I was in Hurst street a couple of years ago when the RIRA decided that they wanted to claim some car insurance and tried to blow up a car full of home made explosive. I was 150m away when they got the warning so dont talk to me about "safer" in birmingham. As it is boys and girls youre still much more likely to be killed crossing the street than by anyone wishing to meet their maker via C4

Bravo Phil, a little insult and then neat side step, bravo sir bravo - have you put your applciation in for westminster yet - theyre missing one of the best by the looks of it.