Michael Winner My link Bet he's never had mushy peas.............

"I'm sorry Sir, we're all out of Waldorfs". Wash plenty of times in cold water before cooking, until the water runs clear. It's all the "dust" that makes it claggy. Finish off on medium in the microwave to dry it out a touch. Give it a few minutes & stir to let the steam out then another session in the pinger.

"OK son, I'll see you tomorrow when I get back from watching Rovers at Stoke.................." It's just too sad.

Theno, I find myself struggling to come to terms with the wider concepts that that raises. But as this is about restauraunts & recipes, I'll stop.

Oh give us a break. You scoff dead animals, and you don't care how they are slaughtered. If you did actually care then you'd be one of them bleeding-heart vegetarians.

I cooked this last night. Ahem, Sort of. I dropped the butter in favour of olive oil; I couldn't find wild rice so I did all basmati;(which btw is best soaked & rinsed in warm water several times before cooking;) I couldn't find kumquats to I settled on lychees & apricots. Oh, & I used macadame & cashews. The pistachios were wildly expensive. Apart from that it was the same. Tastes great. Thanks Paul. Is there any other football supporters sites where blokes discuss vegetarian recipes? Only on brfcs.co.uk! Coming soon...... Abbey discusses moisturisers. That's a joke BTW

I'll be doing that one over then next few days, it sounds really good. Cheers Paul.

It's "The Fence Gate Inn" near Burnley & "The Eagle at Barrow" which have the same owners

Sigorney Weaver in T'Grauniad here

One explanation I've read about is that young people get the message that all illegal drugs are bad and evil. Then they smoke a joint, have a good time and a laugh and wake up the next day without a hangover and the world carries on as normal. No damage at all. So that message failed, so maybe heroin is just the same, maybe people think. I'll try a bit of that. And before you know where you are you're spending the budget on the next fix and looking for more. The cannabis dealership is sort of relaxed. The cocaine & heroin is a bit more intense & nasty. They want to get people addicted to keep the trade going. I've taken heroin. It was a long time ago, I've not had any for 20 years. It was a wonderful warm feeling, like being given a lovely gentle massage by a beautiful woman. (or Bradd Pitt if your reading this & you're female.) I can understand that if your life is @#/? and you get a shot of heroin that makes you feel better then you may be really tempted to have another go. Then another one. Then that third one. Then you're screwed. Then you nick your Mum's purse to get the next fix.

http://www.thatcafe.co.uk/ Like JC4LAB I haven't been for a few years, but it's always been good when I've been. Look out for the jazz sessions though. here you go happy cauliflower cheese.

I've read "East Of Eden" & "Grapes Of Wrath." Both eminantly readable and worth the effort. "Ulysses" is just about unreadable unless you are on LSD & playing "Trout Mask Replica" backwards though headphones. Same as "Finnegan's Wake." That's the beauty of Manchester City Council online library service. I'll get it reserved & thanks for the recommendation Paul. For my part, at the moment anything by Charlie Brooker, both books & www.youtube.com.

Did the Three Fishes at Mitton at the weekend. Pretty good, I think I got the best deal. The 84 year old didn't have the appetite to finish off the main course (although it was appreciated) and the 14 year old got unfilleted Fleetwood fish, so the bones were a bit of a chore. The sweets were grand though.

Oh Sidders, you are rather naughty. Good to see this thread back up to the top again. Anyway, one one of the most interesting books I've read over the past couple of weeks has been Marina Hyde's "Celebrity: How Entertainers Took Over the World and Why We Need an Exit Strategy," It's an expose of "famous" people who think that just because they have made £ millions from being in the fame industry, they have the right to pontificate on world affairs. She rips the silly sods to shreds.

Indeed, but there's possibly the suggestion here that "expensive" equates with "good." The most expensive truffle weighted 1.5kg and sold for £165,000. I know that's silly, but you get my gist. Great cooking and food can be made from the simplest & cheapest ingredients. Fresh home-made bread; a slab of real Lancashire cheese; local butter; a few home-grown tomatoes & chives. Luxury. Back to the topic, sorry I've diverted it.

I thought this was amusing it's not a squirrel thank goodness. No more of them blighters

OK, thanks for that, I'll give it a miss.

"The Eagle At Barrow" - used to be the "Spead Eagle." Between Whalley & Clitheroe. Any opinions anyone? I think it's been taken over by that chap who runs a good pub the other side of Pendle Hill.

Drummer, You've got more concentration than I. "Trainspotting" is written in Scottish venacular and is as difficult to comprehend as "Ulysses." Both made my brain hurt & I gave up on both after about 10 pages. shudder

If you were up on the Castle and looked north, towards the church, it would be as good as down below. Or in driving in a car terms, ignore the bypass and come in through Whalley & Barrow. Straight on at the "Brown Cow" roundabout. Up the hill. Get to the top and turn left. It's a few metres on the right as you go downhilll with the castle on your left. The last time I went on a mini crawl around Clitheroe it was just about the only one that didn't have a disco on. I think it's still a decent pub.

That sounds brilliant! What a cracking idea. The "New Inn" at Clitheroe may well fit in quite nicely.

C & O pie - if it's anything like the "3 Fishes" version you'll need to take a doggie bag. Kept me in dinner at work for a few days.

I raise my hat to you for that one

Newcastle want to get rid of him because he's fallen out with Shearer the manager. Can't complain about that. Buy him at a bargain price. First day on the training ground Chris Samba & Ryan Nelsen sandwich him and tell him that if he misbehaves at the club they will personally stake him to the ground and use his goolies as footballs. Then they will exact more excruciating retribution. Then Sam puts one of those ASBO ankle strap things on him and puts him in a rented house on Bolton Road right next to Ewood Park. If Barton goes anywhere more than 100m from his house then there is a text alert to Rovers fans who can converge on him, give him a good slapping and send him home. Easy!

Worth it for no other resaon for the bit where Clough says to Revie "Good lad." Priceless