Haha! Someone back up the WAAAAAMBULANCE for Mr. Ronaldo. The goal should have stood anyway. Nani isn't interfering with play, as the ball was already in/going in before he even touched it. Stupid of him, anyway.

Is this the worst miss EVER?

Doesn't his loan end in January? I wonder if he and Alex Marrow deserve a crack at the first-team?

Clapping is retarded and makes the crowd look like a bunch of trained seals. It's a cheap way of covering up a few idiots who might boo and heckle. A solemn, dignified silence is the true way to honour someone's death.

RIP Ronnie.

First league goal then.

Mokoena scored his first goal in English football for Pompey tonight.

I've heard the new Castlevania game for PS3/Xbox is one to watch. While not hugely innovative, it takes the best parts from other games in the genre and rolls it into one tasty package.

I was chuffed to bits when we signed John Curtis. No-nonsense full-back who did a fine job, before Lucas Neill eased him out the side.

So THAT'S where Jason Brown's playing.

Fixxed.

I thought that was his point?

Oh, dear.

How not to do it.

Inception was a good film, but perhaps some way short of the hype it's received. I thought the third act, in particular, was heavily rushed. For me, The Dark Knight was a far more thrilling and engaging film, without all the metaphysical babble.

Is this the best penalty ever?

I consulted my 'Written English' handbook: So what about sports clubs? Chelsea are top of the league or Chelsea is top of the league? Oddly, the former, plural version sounds better (neither sounds good if you support a rival team), so I recommend using it. Yes, this is different from my advice on corporates. Perhaps this is because Chelsea are clearly a team - fans have pictures of them on their walls - while Microsoft is a company, a legal entity. (My 'inner nerd' has just objected that sports clubs can also be companies. So? Stick to the rule. Manchester United has been bought by Malcolm Glazer. This refers to the legal entity that owns and controls the team. Manchester United are coming to Ewood Park in January. Team: eleven chaps in red shirts.)

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