The bird in the red and white spotted shorts was ok though

Bloody 'ell... you must have a good picture then if you can see that !!

Every time Matteo gets the ball it goes straight to one of thiers

Keep trying !!!

You think Watford are going to finish above Rovers?????????

Not blatanly as crap as Poll was, but the referee in last nights Holland v Portugal game was a nightmare!! Did he actually break the record for the most number of cards dished out in a World Cup game? if not, he came bloody close to it.

People have been saying that English referees are the worst in the world.... Graham's gone and proved it now !! in front of millions !!!!! wot an arsewipe!

You lot ARE joking aren't you? The guy that told Crouch he could play football must have won the Nobel prize for codology!!

With 11,000 number 12's, we're going to have to get a bigger bench!

I've just received the confirmation card thingy through the post and guess what... I'm in seat 15 row 199 !! muppets! can't even get the flaming row and seat numbers in the right columns.. hmm I'd better check and make sure they've got the right ground !!!!!

Johnny Cash has never been in tune !! but what song was it to?

Why, what happend? I didn't see anything as I was in the pub straight after the match!

Sir Alex Ferguson - RFW (Red Faced W.....r) Ruud van Nistelrooy - Horseface Old Trafford - Theatre of Merchandising

Newcastle - Barcodes (obviously coz of their shirts)

Man City - Citeh (pronounced SIT - EH) coz that's the way the Mancs say it

Nice one Dillo !! I'll certainly look out for that

Dingle = A @#/? who lives at the end of the M65

I for one would love to see more of your pics Dillo

To say this is a top notch final the officials have been pretty pooh !

Errmm you're Australian ???

Just like to add my two pen'orth here... Nice one LD, thanks for three years of good columns.. a worthy replacement for the Rev and one I enjoyed reading just as much. The LET will have to go some to find a replacement to match you two

What camera do you use Dillo?

Bob.... Just brilliant ! Note to the Mods: Get Bob signed up early for next season's monthly reviews

Yes... but all your bits of paper had 'Blackburn' on them !!!!

You been peeking again Waggy ????