[Archived] To all the w********s ...be warned

[ABBEY]

your hands will get pregnant !!!

Billy balloo or what ..

edited due to lack of humour on behalf of board member.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/men-who-masturbate-will-find-5763037?ICID=FB_mirror_main

[T J Hooker]

Might be a joke(not a funny one mind) but if it was aimed at you you'd be whinging like a little bitch for months.

[ABBEY]

[K-Hod]

Jesus Christ, what a nutbag!

[ABBEY]

I resist the urge to ask which one story or comment

[K-Hod]

Sorry, I should have removed the ambiguity from my post, I know how easily things can be taken out of context! I was going on about the one in your link!

[ABBEY]

I KNEW THAT

[T J Hooker]

You @#/?ets need an hobby(or if you're work then you need to get your finger out and do some)

[ABBEY]

20 HOURS UP MY CUFF TJ , DONT FRET LAD.

[K-Hod]

Get a grip TJ for christ's sake. I clarified what I had said so you wouldn't react and think I was on about you, and lo and behold you react anyway.

[Stuart]

Get a grip TJ

In the context of the thread...

[T J Hooker]

"low and behold" You're the slyest wum on here khod and you know it, you always join in the bickering by pretending to be all high and mighty on your high horse, you crave the attention just as much as old abbey.

Certain posters seem to think that calling me tj bothers me, but the reality is all it does is make it easier for me to spot the snidy @#/?.

[yoda]

Lets take the positives here,

could be a master stroke/strokes if they start running out of virgins

[K-Hod]

You're a joke TJ.

The first to find something offensive, then when you dish it out, you can't hack it and back yourself into a corner, I don't understand you at all, or get where you get off. I'm not sly in the slightest, anyone who knows me can testify to that.

[Stuart]

"low and behold" You're the slyest wum on here khod and you know it, you always join in the bickering by pretending to be all high and mighty on your high horse, you crave the attention just as much as old abbey.

Certain posters seem to think that calling me tj bothers me, but the reality is all it does is make it easier for me to spot the snidy @#/?.

He's really, really not.

The thing is David, you are right on the cusp of being part of the fun (in a good way) but you just don't seem to want to. If we were all in a pub, I could well imagine me and Abs taking the p*ss out of each other, having a heated but friendly debate with Gordon, buying Joe Manilow a drink (still bickering mind) and enjoying the crowd. But when as soon as you got a bit of ribbing, you'd either be up and off or upending the table.

C'mon Dave, feel the love. You're a good bloke - your episode with the dog proved that out - have a chuckle along a bit more.

* hands out olive branch*

[ABBEY]

Blimey BJ chill dude ffs

[Stuart]

You're a joke TJ.

*crumples up olive branch and stares at shoes*

[ABBEY]

Haha auto spell did BJ

[Stuart]

Blimey BJ chill dude ffs

*wipes shoes on patch of grass to remove pieces of olive branch on way home*

[ABBEY]

Hope you you didn't wipe the said branch

[T J Hooker]

OK, so im having a bad day and my tolerance for bs is low, so I apologise for rising to the bait,

but sorry Stuart I just don't find abbey and his cronies funny, their sense of humour is that of a 13 year olds living in the 70s and the posters that I do find funny rarely(if ever) post anymore because of tedious crap like this. also I have to disagree, I stand by my opinion of Khod, the proof is there to see, He's never far away from the bs and that's not by coincidence and his constant use of the name tj for no apparent reason is proof of his slyness(where i'm involved anyway)

anyway, this thread is just another pointless waste of web space(as most of abbeys daft arse threads are) so ill leave and let you get on with the fun

[Stuart]

Of all the people you might have mentioned, K-Hod was a really left field choice. But that's your prerogative and I doubt he's all that concerned.

We're all different I suppose. It's funny though, if you imagine that these people are your friends then you can take anything that's said in a very different way. Like me with JBizzle and Thenodrog. Never met either of them and regularly disagree - often strongly - but I do respect their opinions even if we do clash. Water off a duck's back.

[K-Hod]

Regarding the use of 'TJ', that's because it's easier than writing 'Imustbebatty' and it was your former moniker....

As for the rest, we'll have to agree to disagree.

I try to just call people out where I think they're out of line, I'd expect anyone to give me the same treatment for what it's worth.

Plenty of people on here throw plenty of mud themselves, yet only point out other people's faults, but I think we're all guilty of that in life I'm general, not just on this board. ..

[donnermeat]

Put them on ignore

[den]

I'm beginning to think TJ is in fact, Lofty.