Fuck these soft lads and fuck football.

Eustace: ‘keep it tight first 20 minutes, don’t concede a goal’. Rovers: ‘Leroy Jenkins!’

I don’t mind digital ticketing existing, works well at other kinds of events tbf. But I’d rather it wasn’t the only option.

I’m away, so I missed the match last night, though it sounds like I didn’t miss much. We were bound to lose at some point tbh. Lose (especially if it’s heavily) again at the weekend and it’s a bit of a concern, but otherwise, I’m not panicking just yet.

Getting rid of Ten Hag is just kicking the can down the road. He ain’t that good, but neither are any of the players, no matter how much they’ve spent on them. The players are being judged by the standards of players from about 15 years ago who were good players that were winners. This lot aren’t fit to lace their boots. So in a way, I do feel sorry for them, being held to a standard that they aren’t capable of achieving. But also, seeing the meltdowns and the world ending every time they lose is funny tbh.

All heart, you.

Mikel likes him so much, he sold him 😅.

Found that really funny tbh. P.S- what's his accent though? Like half Brighton/Half NY Gangster.....

Linesman doesn’t have that excuse with the bite, was right in front of him….

Got a bad feeling we’re gonna get mugged off here.

Shambolic decision. Owen Beck gets bitten and sent off. Reyt then.

Does she wanna wear this coat, or what?

Dubois looked incredibly comfortable there. Once Joshua got a jab, he folded like a deck chair. Massive gulf in class for me.

Didn’t he get subbed after 46 mins?

He said it paraphrasing someone else, like I said. Just because you’re determined to believe something to be true doesn’t mean that it is. Not seen it happen from you yet, meanwhile I’ve done it numerous times. Swing and a miss Abbey.