He always was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable.

That's a blow.

So you consider yourself a "sweaty sock?" You've proven nothing in this thread other than your lack of knowledge about tennis and your casual xenophobia towards Scots. If you read the original Brexit thread and didn't see what I'm referring to, then go back and read it. It's all there in black and white. It might take a wee while, and certainly more than I'd be willing to waste on the likes of yourself mate. This messageboard in recent years has become unbearable due to the likes of you and Abbey, and judging by a lot of your comments in the more political threads on here, so has the country.

With all due respect (which is very little), I won't be scrolling through 152 pages just to find a couple of quotes to appease you. None of Federer, Nadal, Murray or Djokovic are considered "big servers." Just how little do you know about this sport you've spent half your day pontificating about on here?

"I'm not going to research it but..." Yeah, why would you ever need knowledge to form an opinion? Carry on being ignorant. Funnily enough, a couple of those who spend time on the Brexit thread suggesting they aren't racist have thrown out a casually xenophobic insult against a Scottish bloke. "I'm not racist, but..."

Not quite sure how your answer really addresses the question Al? If you don't like tennis, why on earth did you click on "the tennis thread?" Not one single person here, or possibly in the entire world, could care less whether or not you like tennis. There isn't. Djokovic himself is from a working class family, and his parents ran a small fast food parlour in Belgrade. Despite having an apparent hatred for tennis, Al seems to want to paint the picture that he has a great knowledge of what is required to become a professional tennis player. Funny that...

I think Novak admitted that he lost a little motivation after he won in Paris, thus completing a career slam. I still expect he's got another three or four slams in him, and should finish his career as second in the all time rankings behind Federer. Whether or not he'll be remembered as the second best player of all time is another argument entirely...

Murray is arguably the greatest British Sportsman of all time. You on the other hand continue to show yourself to be the thickest member of a internet forum, who deserves zero respect whatsoever. You even misspelt "sweaty" for heaven's sake. Congrats to Murray, an absolute warrior of an athlete and will deservedly go down in history as an all time great of the sport.

I'd love to attend that Hymn Practice.

No, because as we all know, only racist and homophobic chants are original and humorous.

I think circa 2006 we just about managed to fit every player's name into the 'Benny McCarthy' melody. Stunning stuff.

In 20 odd years of being a Rovers fan I've never known us to invent a chant.

Yawn.

You've just the best three reasons to support them. I had no time for Stuart "P-p-poker face p-p-poker face" Broad before this tournament, but now he's got a special place in my heart along with Beefy and Steve Grievance Bodily Harmison.

Great Test, great ending, usual cringeworthy comments regarding the rivalry cropping up from the usual suspects. Seriously tempted to take a punt on Day 5 Old Trafford Tickets now..

Whilst I'm not criticising Cricket, as I do like it, I find it odd that you can find Tennis so boring but like Cricket.

Thankfully.

I don't like them, but then I think most of the Seated Tickets (especially Upper Tier) at the MEN are awful.