Wouldn't be surprised if Souness came back for Ferguson.

Not quite. And hard luck with your choice pal!

Parkes & Sparks - very catchy!

Here here!

Good call MB. Roach actually said he was not aware of any approach. He did not say 'no'. You could read several things into his clever use of words. Don't be naive Paul - he's an agent remember - not to be trusted.

Add Fergie Suter to the list.

Is Hughes still registered as a player?

Would that be at Shrigley Hall?

Swedish tannoy man stuck in mountain rescue post on Ben Nevis.

Is there any footage of the great man?

Bill should win this by a mile.

Basil should be added.

Alan Wright - surely the shortest!

What are the odds on Strachan?

YES No nay never!

Its like waiting for season tickets, replica shirts, etc, etc........

Yes if you're running a bus company!

What?!? Is that from the sun article as well? Do you have a link anywhere for this? A mate in the pub told me last night that his pal got this from Freddy's son on holiday in the far east.

Apparently Shepherd and Souness were talking as early as 8 August!

Somebody's bitter because norwegians are dead sexy!!! Isnt that true, Bjarte? Yep, Oyvind Leonhardsen and Henning Berg were real stud muffins. And your Norwegian Beckham Andresen couldn't score at Mr.G's. For the record, Mr G himself is now mine host at the Rising Sun Brownhill and doing well after a recent heart attack!

Do you honestly believe he would top the pole? John Williams is a pole dancer?!?! Blimey, uncle Warburton gets around a bit! Does his missus know he frequents clubs with greying men cavorting round a pole? Now we know that Rovers are in dire straits financially when the chief exec has to supplement his income with dancing dollars! Could the routine be incorporated into the half time break?

It would be too costly to make!

Sort the BBE bars out and sell twice as much ale!

Tony Parkes says they want somebody 'low key'. Is there anyone more low key than Tony?

Put shirts on sale before the end of August or is that too difficult?