Coma?

In fairness at least one parent should be there.

What about `I had a bad dream Evans was back in midfield`

Both good looking. Both speak a foreigh language. Free kick specialists. Its uncanny.

Now dack is gone what about mulgrew as a pirlo like midfielder playing behind two centre mids and keeping 1 upfront?

What happens now? Forgot the match? Play him in goal so he doesn't have to run?

For those people saying "give home the rest of the season" are you sure you won't be saying " give him the summer window" followed by "give him to Christmas" Rinse. Repeat.

The only time he gasses early in the second half is when he comes on at half time

You're absolutely right...to hate scousers.

Barca going to regret missing the chances they had to bury the game in thee first leg.

Think they were having flashbacks to the Roma match last season

Maybe he has had enough and knows he is never getting fired (paid off) so he is forcing their hand?

Yes, new leftback sorted.

For 10 million Id let them have access to my colonoscopy. Actually for 10 million id let them conduct my colonoscopy.

He's the Blackburn manager.

I am not convinced la liga is not physical. Every time Madrid play an English side the papers are crying about Ramos beimg too rough. I watch a championship and premier league matches and there is nothing you wouldnt see in spain or italy.

Tony would play him on the left wing though.

Those who fail to learn the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat them. Never forget and never forgive!

Andrea Pirlos book was a fantastic read. Also Paul McGraths. I read Tony Adam's soon after Paul's and it was not as good.

No it's not, 100million. There you go.

Cutting the grass? Painting the lines? Showing people to their seats?

So apart from being strong, great technique, scores goals, good passing, makes players around him look better What have the Romans ever done for us?

Any other 2 players with Brown he could lower the average if he came on with Messi and Ronaldo

After a whole season the other way around, Danny Graham carries Bradley Dack for a while. What do I win?

In fairness its easy for them they have a spare finger.