I hate Sam Morsy.

Commentators said Dolan “got himself in the areas to miss chances today.”

And by God did he miss them 🤣

1 minute ago, CambridgeRover said:

Miles offside according to the rovers commentor, one of the worst they have seen 

If he was any further offside he’d have been in the third row of the Darwen End.

He’s a yard offside

If the ball is more than an inch off the ground Dolan just flaps.  It’s actually pathetic.

2 minutes ago, superniko said:

We’re playing superb, but JDT needs to be whistling over the German 4th div lad now and tell him to get his bib off. 

We can’t spend any longer watching Gallagher prance around upfront. 

Prancing sounds altogether more agile than anything I’ve ever seen Gally do.  May I suggest “lumbering”?

Is it possible to get Szmodics to wear his shorts properly?  Having to see the outline of his little todger is putting me off my ale.

The commentary is unbelievable.

A pass goes where it was intended for Rovers and it’s “fortuitous” but they made their goal sound like a work of precision.

1 minute ago, Gavlar Somerset Rover! said:

If he couldn’t be motivated today against his boyhood club for the first time, then there really is no hope.

I don’t think motivation is the problem.  You can put in as much effort as you want, but if f the talent isn’t there then what good is it?

The guy assessing the referee’s performance in this game is gonna be working harder than anyone tonight.

Plymouth commentator wanted an offside against a guy who was behind the ball.

Sorry mate, you only get the blind linesman for the first-half.

Might be the worst game I’ve seen Hyam play for Rovers, Travis and Wharton are constantly finding themselves wrong side when Plymouth come forward, and it would be nice if we had better finishers than Hedges and Gallagher up top.

The ref is a complete joke, too.  Oh, and Short corners continue to be a mystery to me.

Other than that, no complaints.

1 minute ago, ItsRoverZ said:

This ref is a joke man! 

Travis, Hedges, Wharton, Gallagher pretty poor today.. who do we go to our bench for? Gilsesnan untested, dolan a donkey, Leonard a kid ?

Old fella running the line isn’t much better

Not a handball by the guy on the floor there?

Just now, OsloRover said:

That’s very close to a red, leading with the elbow on Pickering

The replay looked awful.

Can anyone explain the logic of taking a short corner when three defenders have also come short to stop it?

Ref letting anything from behind go.  Think between the two teams there should have been about half a dozen fouls he hasn’t given so far.

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Pickering is overrated anyway

True.  Everyone thinks he’s crap, but he’s really much worse than that.

Just now, joey_big_nose said:

How did the red happen?

Delap got goal side of Pickering from a long ball for the second time in 5 mins.  Through on goal and Pickering just brought him down on the edge of the box.  No arguing with it.

First time it happened was out wide and Pears was out quick to bail him out.  No such luck this time.

Hopefully Szmodics can shake off the hangover before kickoff today, instead of at halftime like he did last week.

4 minutes ago, Bethnal said:

11-year-old me was there, going bananas in N05.

I was in the same block and turned 12 the day before.

Szmodics is having one of the worst games I’ve ever seen from a professional player.

Wharton has got worse as the half went on.

 I’m not sure playing with a couple of garden gnomes on the wings is a winning strat.

Rathbone might be replacing Sam Morsy as the Championship player I despise the most.

Thoroughly miserable performance.

23 years ago today, we were 2-0 up at home to Crystal Palace courtesy of Nathan Blake and Matt Jansen.

Don’t know what the booking was for, but it might have been a mercy if the ref sent Sammie off there.

Who had this on their bingo cards?

A warm thanks to the matchday sponsor:  Apathy.