simongarnerisgod

i liked kuqi,he was an effective target man who always put 100% in,my mates dad though absolutely detested him for some reason,he called him an slow,clumsy pudding (that`s the printable version!!)

yes,mick quinn,who looked like a fat bloke off the street bagged a couple,never before seen a player who did so little score so many goals,he had a knack of being in the right place everytime there was a sniff of a chance,kind of an unathletic jordan rhodes

sorry to be negative but i think we are truly ****** if we lose tommorow,tony could`nt motivate a suicide bomber to blow himself up,hopefully the lads will get themselves up for it

thats the worrying part,if we get dragged into the relegation zone,there is no one in the squad barring travis(currently out of form) or lenihan who will dig in and battle for points,they`ll put up the white flag imo,frankly if you have to rely on two teenagers as your centre backs you will most likely end up in trouble,i don`t think iv`e ever seen such a shambolic managerial cock up as we have with this situation ever,we`ve sent two young defenders on loan and brought two in who ar`nt any better,tony you are a major league ****whit

who`s tison?,smallwood was exposed in the championship,rothwell has more cameos than alfred hitchcock,holtby is a crock,harrison reid is a great player,who tony ***** about playing him out of position when he prefered evans in the middle(that in itself is sacking offence),elliot is only here for a season and kaminski is unpredictable but a good shot stopper behind a sieve like defence

feel free to name them

7 million quid on brereton,a centre forward who can`t play centre forward,5 million quid on gallagher,a plodder who he puts on the flanks,ayala,a man so fragile a ming vase is tougher,walton,the worst goalkeeper iv`e ever seen,douglas,so slow he`s gathering moss,i could go on but you get the general idea

any wonder why every time we got within sniffing distance of the top six we messed ourselves,jesus,imagine if we somehow got in the playoffs,tony would have his players thinking they were facing an impossible task and have a nice day out

thats 75% of the problem and by the end of the next game he`ll be saying it again,nice bloke no doubt,just run his course here

just got a text that says mowbray has been relieved of duties but he`s locked himself in his office and is refusing to leave,he`s gone all donald trump

you is getting me excited ( in a football way that is)

been summoned to swags office to face the wrath of mama venky on video conference,get your bags packed and take the lemon drizzle cake with you

comments that mowbray will never say that was a disgraceful performance ryan nyambe is the best right back in the league we did`nt get the ball up front to our strikers fast enough football is a simple game if we can`t reach the play off then i consider myself a failure and im`e going to reevaulate my future

imagine that in the dressing room, no wonder the players are running around with no gameplan

we hav`nt played well since beating north end in november and that was because they had one sent off early doors

i feel sorry for the two young lads,they`ve been thrown to the wolves because tony signed another vince grella and spent all his cash on two strikers who he does`nt put up front

tony,you`re a burden,now kindly go forth and multiply

thankfully he`s on loan

he`s busy looking at the stats,no doubt apparently we are far the better side

why,i know he`s a complete toss pot but at least he can manage

i hope harry pickering is quicker than douglas,with these clowns in charge it would`nt be a surprise for him to be an absolute cart horse

we are playing ok,but my experience with this rovers side means it won`t last much longer!!

gallagher is more effective up front,he can`t see that either,he`s a ****** idiot

if the watford boss has anything about him,he`ll be saying "step it up lads and we`ll get a bagful,meanwhile tony will be mumbling about stats and nyambe will be taking the blame for their goals!!

dack never had any pace,his quickness was in his mind,now he`s shuttled out on the left he`s ****** because he`s got no one to give a final pass to and he can`t ghost into the box like he used to