he's swearing revenge! Penalty rovers!!!!!!!!!

have faith.....errr ok have a good kip!!!

sounds like we need to start playing 8-1-1! Penalty! bloody hell! any odds on 12-0?

1-0 great start

first yellow card and its not to blackburn!!!

An image that will stay with me all day! predict 2-0 chelsea...drogba with 'em both. Hopefully that will mean both his are dissalowed and we get a goal that never crosses the line!

BUGGER! Ahhh I got yah! yeah BobF sneeky ###### 'aint they!

BobF???? eh?

sorry just spill my glass! I think one the ninjas did that too!

the ninjas will still be out in their string bikinis! dead 'ard I told you! as for nut...burying or off the tree, they hold the scaly brats (the kids on camp) to ramsom for thier pocket money and hang arround the NAFFI waiting for someone to buy 'em booze!

the ninjas will still be out in their string bikinis! dead 'ard I told you! as for nut...burying or off the tree, they hold the scaly brats (the kids on camp) to ramsom for thier pocket money and hang arround the NAFFI waiting for someone to buy 'em booze!

Io FORKO! thats my bloody story, their dead 'ard like and rob your washing if your not carfull! This is GEN! blighters are black from nose to tail and kick 7 shades of shinola out of any of the grays on camp! for safety reasons a big nasty geezar comes round each year and trys to poison all the 1,000s of rabbits and squirrels on camp! but those ninjas are here to stay! As for the washing! got back from work one afternoon and went to get me washin, walked into the block kicken and one of mf friggin scock was flying round the soddin kitchen like a banshee! grabbed it (after runing out like a screaming pansy, downing a couple of G&T's and finding a couple of comrades cowering in their rooms), and one of the afore mentioned ninja squirrels flew out! cheecky git ran to the window, did a sort of 180 flip ran back ripped the sock from my disbeliveing hands and ###### off out the window...3 stories up! to be a sad boring git...we checked up on 'em...they are actually grey's who oddly come in black gray brown and white flavours! But they are all psyco's and don' you cross 'em there mad and Jet Lee shat himself when one look at him wrong!

off to brum then is he?

Its possible Tuguy very underated where I sit, we play so much better and more composed football with him! He will be sorely missed when he leaves! No good going for UNT rejects like scoles either! need new young blood capable of the role! and need to keep hold of 'em

The shadow of the wind! by Carlos ruiz Zafron! or My sisters keeper! forgot who wrote it...will make you cry unless big and 'ard like me...ok not true I sobbed my frikin heart out! books eh?

but hair cuts are ok? ITS A MULLET!

nah! 5=hotdog! highbury woll cost you about 350 gold stars for ticket! but for asking the star is now dropped to a silver on (only 700 more needed!) * Oh if heading that way...Hotel RAF will be open for around 3 travellers making their own way down, Peterborough nota directct route but a easier trip over two days! about 90-120 from central london by car...40 by train.... cost free you bring the beers!

well done! have a gold star *

gotta give him points for upsetting the brummies tho'!

confident? 1-1? HA HA HA A fool and his money are easily parted!

Performance was much better in the second half...I think a few ears may have been bashed at half time! As for the attendance...woefull! If I am willing to eat beans on toast for tea for the rest of the month, get up at 0600hrs, start driving at 0730hrs for 4 hours to watch a 90minute football game, and then drive back annother 4 hours then why can those who live in the town or close by bother? yes ticket prices are high, (we are still one of the cheapest in the prem!) and the press would have us belive that the matches are boring...(tosh! OK first half was VVV poor but even then it was entertaining in so far as it frustrated the hell out of me! We are ment to be fans for f***'s sake, FAN short for FANATIC) mabee the matches would be better if we filled the stadium so that the manager didn't have to gee the players up at half time telling them that those who did pitch up do care. I've been in a Ewood Park that was packed to the rafters... the atmosphere was phenonimal, so good even the dingles started smiling! The team gave 100% from the start and win lose or draw we knew it was pure effort and we yes at one point we were know for quote "regardless of the result...the matches at Ewood Park are the most enterting week in week out!" yes the managers job is to motivate the team...but then again who would be motivated if only 66% od the stadium was full...and mostly silent, Its a poor do when its the ref generating the most noise out of the fans! pipe dream possibly but hey we can all dream! List of emotions ought to be felt at every match;

WILCO

Flops...you going? lift ok if you are....call me if you are!

Doh! LFC 3-5-2! defence sounds soft for them! fricking radio rovers streeming keeps on cutting out! You too? free kick.....first red card of the day! ######! rovers down to ten men.....