Exiled_Rover

The way people talk about Dack (I'm looking at you, Yardley), you'd think he was Ronaldo in his prime. You can't possibly watch this shower and think the only thing missing is a #10.

Imagine timewasting at home against this shower.

I've only seen him play for the firsts, but it's clear he's got a good pass on him and he has vision. Both of these are obviously stifled by playing at LB.

In every cameo Davenport has had he's looked a tidy, mobile player. Why isn't he getting more game time?

Gallagher is brilliant in our box. Why isn't he brilliant in theirs?!

So we're back to playing with this bloody False 9. Rothwell must have no stamina. He was bright for 10 minutes and now he's walkin around.

What's with the insistence on these ridiculous nicknames? Also, 'Breo' is suspended.

I'd keep JRC on, but play him in a more natural position for him - further forward. Season's been over for a while, the youngsters should be playing these games.

When we have the ball, they're just getting back into their defensive shape and letting us pass it along the back 4. We have no penetration at all.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a gambling problem?

This is predictably dogshit.

Still not giving the kids a chance I see, Tony. What are you playing for exactly?

Leading tennis players are standing around for 18 of those 20 hours.

He's a manager, not a player. He shouldn't be involved with play.

Bilic is a muppet.

And that wasn't a red card either.

The Brazilian lad gets the benefit of the doubt for diving in the box "just ran out of steam". Of course Travis should have received a straight red for his tackle tho. If we hold on for a draw it'll be glorious watching the post match. ?

You'd enjoy it more if you could hear these West Brom commentators whinging. ?

Need to book the Brazilian lad for diving there.

West Brom co-commentator doesn't know our team and doesn't know American Football either - comparing Nyambe to RB because, erm, he's blocking off their LW? How do I get one of these gigs?

They've got a superstar Brazilian on the right wing who everything good for them goes through. We have Samuel. Says it all, really.

JRC, technically, although he's floating about.

Not a stand out athlete though.

The playoffs died when we lost to Barnsley and Wigan. I don't know why people are kidding themselves by keeping up with results around us.

I'd love to get their wages off the books and some money back in transfer fees.