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Adjustment to the Dack song? "We've got Dack in attack, n' we've got Chapman back!"

Exactly. They're paying him more by the hour, it will be completely untenable for them soon.

Our erections or the transfer? Because if it's the former, we've been giving it at least 110% for a day now.

Christ, something to be excited about? Have we not spent all of the last two days prematurely ejaculating about Assombalonga and his 270k a week wages?

He did Doritos? That's a niche fetish, but as a title winner I'll allow it.

That says 'don't think'. It doesn't say 'isn't'. He obviously needs to take a proper look at him first.

Heard he's thinking of selling some. Most of his 220k per week wages are now going on yacht maintenance and security.

If he might not even go on loan while we work on his fitness and conditioning, the u-23s are about to be ridiculous.

I'd be delighted, he's on 200k a week at the moment that lad. Plus all the free yachts.

Until someone creates a 'Britt Assombafookinlonga!' thread.

Super wise would be to also have a one year extension in the club's favour.

If you're wondering why I put a like on this post Jeff, it's because I'm joining your workplace in a couple of days.

If they knew it wasn't happening they'd say. The silence means they're looking into it, or aren't allowed to say.

I dunno. I'm gonna assume 4 months is basically 16 weeks for simplicity. 16 weeks at 130k per week is over 2 million. And then the 16 yachts too. Could cripple us.

I'd still be very happy with that tbf

Look mate, we just can't afford his 80k plus a yacht wages every week. Face it.

You're assuming it's the same people though. Also, only seen two people talk as if they wouldn't want this to happen. Everyone else is redecorating their walls white in ecstasy.

If that happened I'd be devastated... ...because I'd know I was in a dream.

I wish I could still be in denial about BB.

Cheers. Which one dismissed it, Myers? I'm sure you'll let us know when the others reply.

Would you mind mate? I don't really use Twitter.

Has anyone pestered the LT journos for info on the BA link? Chaddy, I'm looking at you.

I'm gonna get a bit excited. Even Madon said it could be cobblers, but dammit, it's been such a dull window I wanna dream a bit. Maybe learn to have a little tug about it like @Oldgregg86

That was Marcus Maddison.

Oh dear! You don't have to put your connections at risk to sate the frothing masses, you know. We will salivate on snippets and teasers, especially in a quiet window. Just ask Nicko You can just tell us who it is when it's close to breaking anyway. Your source probably wouldn't mind so much then.