So by your rationale, it's OK if someone just thinks your a w@nker ?

Blown out of all bloody proportion this, does me noggin in. Just showed them on NorthWest tonight running down the steps of Blackburn Mags with jackets pulled over their heads, press photographers giving chase. Would that other more serious crimes/issues were given such expediency: ie Child cruelty investigated Child protection officers are trying to find out why they didn't know about a couple who were slowly starving their children to death in a terraced house in Sheffield. When police were finally called in June officers said they were nearly sick because of the smell. They found five children living in squalor while their parents sat in a high tec and clean living room. Stories of real tragedy are relatively unannounced, yet two lads plssed up taunt a footballer and it's in every newspaper, every radio bulletin, news programmes on terrestrial and satellite and discussed on numerous radio phone-ins. Why ? Because as a society we are obsessed by race. Why do you think the Chief Constable acted so swiftly ? Eager to prove that the police in east lancashire aren't institutionally racist like their cousins in the Met. "Sir, things are looking bad at Ewood Park" "Fire ? Riot ? Civil Disorder ?" "Even more serious than that Sir, some kid took the plss out of Dwight Yorke" "Christ - get every man on it. Hunt this deviant down with everything we've got, load up the 'darkly shaded' black marijah's, ask Tony Parkes to help, he's probably got nowt to do. Do whatever you've got to do and GET THEM" ** Two arrested** Chief Constable whispers to Chief Superintendent behind back of hand: Thank god for that.... wonder how the press will think we performed.....

Defying the ban, Perryman sneaks back, in an ill informed disguise

I've got hospitality for Old Trafford tonight. Anyone know where I can get a string of garlic, bicyle with onions on the handlebars, black and white t shirt, black beret and droopy moustache ? Is there such a thing as a surrender monkey chant ?

What a complete non event the whole 'story' is. Murdoch driven red top trash riding on the back of the real abuse at the England game. How desperate are these hacks for a little scandal however vague ? If it's true that the Chief Super at Blackburn has taken a personal interest, then that speaks volumes about our PC society being so far up it's arse the molars are rattling. It could have been two, and one of them was ejected from a building holding around 20 thousand people, lighten up - get over it ! Any road up I heard the more inebriated fans mistook Dwight for MC Hammer and started making Funky noises

I'm confused Al. What if they deserved the sack ? I had to do just that last week for gross misconduct. It's not an easy thing to do, but it affords respect to the honest and hard working employees who you rely on. A sacking to be proud of, yes.

Whilst I applaud the decision to restructure the backroom staff and try and breathe new life into our relegation threatened club, I can't help but feel sorry for 'Our Tony'. The bloke's had 35 years at Ewood Park, where will he get a job now ? They could have done worse than let him manage the club shop. When I've asked for a particular item in there in the past, the blank look from an face dripping with acne doesn't lend itself to good customer relations. I disagree that it's about money Phil, Tony's salary won't even constitute a blip in the accounts. Hughes wants a fresh feel all round and that's no bad thing. Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Restructure to improve - Admirable. Employee Relations - very shabby indeed.

Abbey's got the biggest norks on this message board

*andy pipkin* Yeah 'a know I was advocating their complete removal from society, rather than sending them to a trick cyclist and releasing them with a silicon chip strapped to their arse. I put the future welfare of young children before the hopes and dreams of this scum. Agree completely about the papers though. The only tabloid I pick up is the Independent. How many innocent Paediophiles will have bricks thrown through their windows ?

So leave them in there, society's dregs, who cares ? Sorry Colin.

Nah mate, I'm waiting foe a FPS based in East Lancs

He's managing the McDonalds in Burnley ? Sort of retro gaming at the moment, picked up Tomb Raider 3 in asda for £6, playing on the PS2. Forgot how much I like it river ganges an' all that

Bush Gone ?

Same price in Asda

Full dvd-r is usually over 4gb, no big deal. Anyway, I though you were a regular on fatbirds.com !

Theno enjoys a pre match pint

Available in bit torrent right now

Yeah right, and Sheikh Abu Hamza will play lead pirate in this years christmas pantomime at the Empire. Have you been on the Jim Beam again ?

That will be foetal then. Get a grip Flopse - long way to go yet. Ferguson will be off to Newcastle in January, and in will come Danny Gabbidon and Robbie Savage. Savage will fire this lot up just you watch, Chesh will bear me out - he's had a stiffy for Savage for a long time.

Hate it when I'm right.

Eddie

Cheshire Blue (No Pun Intended)

Big A

Jim wasn't a popular teenager

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