'Night on the Bare Mountain' would be a welcome change from 'Carmina Burana'. Give Mussorgsky a whirl, stirring stuff. Alternatively, 'Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs' by Brian and Michael.

Shouldn't that be 'hear hear', or are you telling us where they are ?

Something like "ey up and give us a goal". Quite awful, don't know who sang it

Careful TR, he'll think you mean cooked meat and taxis. Alzheimer's, bless. Excellent result today, the French convinced they had walked it and ended up crying at the result. AC Milan anyone ?

Thought you moved house because of him ? Agree about Cole though, and no Yorke around reminding him of the United glory years.

Cahill won't leave Everton, so it's either Hasselbank or Keane ?

Like the t shirt

He's just been fined £20K for his touchline antics. Happy Days.

I know this is an old chestnut, but the brother in law says the graphics are better than on the PS2. Now that I'm holding a bat, is there an oakside nursing home ?

Off to Asda to get a copy for the xbox. Should be a laugh !

Just 'tweaked' the settings and it's even faster. Happy days.

'He who shall not be named' dons a disguise and tries to ruin the celebrations. (bottom left hand corner).

Posted on a Liverpool website; I went with my Villa mate to Blackburn v Villa last season. Villa tickets were sold out so I bought 2 online and we sat with the Rovers fans (couldn't really call it a crowd). ###### down, but chips were nice. This morning, clearly wanting to reward my loyalty of actually buying a ticket from them, they sent me a season ticket form, bless. Booklet has 'Come Together' written on the front, you can make your own minds up on that one. Best bit is a comment from Mark Hughes inside..."Winning with style is every manager's objective and I am no exception." Yeah right. Didnae see much of that when we played them. The comment suggests we are hard up for supporters, I think it's half decent marketing.

Players who openly celebrate the 'winning' of a penalty, demonstrating they went for it deliberately in the first place. Players who surround and barrack the referee. Badge kissers who change clubs moments later. Drummers. Players who dive, and converseley players who foul whilst holding their hands up in the air. Foreign players wearing gloves when it's just a touch cloudy. Players who take the ball into a corner to try and run the clock down.

'Vin' and 'Jay' 'Claret' and 'Blue' ?

Excellent ! I hate these things but in this case There's a story going round that Turks have adopted Scousers out of sympathy because they'll do anything for a bent copper. 318835[/snapback] Support your 'bent' accusation, or don't you have to prove anything ? A bit like that grubby publication where you eek a living. Must really smart knowing that in your latter years you've under achieved in your working life. Think I'll have a ride over to Manchester, must be a dentist that hasn't had a decent filling for years.

What a night, what a comeback. Even for a neutral watching in a packed pub last night the tension was incredible. Three nil down by half time even die hard fans couldn't have imagined what was going to take place in the second half. First half Milan were awesome, the reds didn't know what had hit them, at half time did both teams swap shirts ? That's how it seemed and three goals in twelve minutes left everyone gasping for breath. Funny seeing grown men wrapped in Liverpool flags covering their eyes during the penalties, then the eruption when Dudek kept Shevchenko out. Marvellous for English football, and a sweetener for our 'Engerlund football hooligan' image. 40 thousand over there and hardly any bother. What a night for football fans everywhere and a sickener for the artful dodger.

Vote : Who looks a twwatt now ?!!!

why?every time juve attacked the linesman flagged....chelsea ?mmmm the whole ball over the line ??/tonight penalty gerrard dived...and smicer ,ac shouldve of had free kick for offside before smicer scored...and in pens jesey pudyak was blocking penalites by doing the foxtrot on the penalty spot ...cheats lucky whatever . 318545[/snapback] Go and lie down Abbs, excuses excuses ......... Champions !

Just got in from the pub, three nil down at half time then to win it ! What an atmosphere ! Bet you're smartin ! ha ha !

Come on you red men ! Get behind the home team ! Abbey - were you ever starved of oxygen ?

Edit : Can't be bothered.

Don't remember him being convicted as a paedophile, but when was accuracy core to your profession ? What next ? Saddam in a romper suit ?

This internet thing is quite addictive, nice to see all the posters in a positive mood, very upbeat. Thank god we don't have any curmudgeons on here to drag the whole thing down.

Just heard an interview on talk radio with the great man. He said he and the squad were still gunning for the title, and that it was their ambition to deliver the league to their benefactor. "The support from Mr Walker has been fantastic. We have come this far and now it's up to us to deliver". He went on, "I love this club and the people of Blackburn, I'm very happy here and will be sitting down with Kenny to discuss a new five year deal". Don't know about the rest of you, but I'll sleep better at night in the knowledge that whether we take the title or not, the best striker in the league will be wearing blue and white for many seasons to come, with Kenny as his manager by his side.