Err, ours is off too ! Save me checking my phone every five minutes for the score. Off to the pub soon for the derby !

Vinjay invited all of his mates.

One and all, please, please enjoy Bye Bye United

fickle fickle fickle fickle Hughes did this wrong, tactics all wrong, etc etc. On Wednesday night he was a god. That's the beauty of supporting a club like ours, the bad news makes the good news seem fantastic. So Chelsea win every sodding game, how dull is that ? A turnaround like wednesday made every rovers fan want to leap around the street bollock naked with the shirt over his head ! We lost this one, thank you blackburn rovers football club, I'm ready for the next surprise

Excellent link that, well done Flopse. It should be compulsory on here to watch that before posting on this thread. 'The 5th Beatle' came from an era where there were genuine characters in sport, a far cry from the overpaid primadonnas we have to put up with now. Did you see him in the clip skipping through tough tackles, staying on his feet? Made his money and spent it on booze and fit women. Fantastic Rest In Peace Georgie Boy.

Scousers 3 Argies 2

If you get five you can work on the drive thru

And we're such a dirty team that all three bookings were theirs. Well done lads, living here after a victory, Liverpool losing and Everton certain to lose tomorrow, life is good.

Don't feel as bad about them winning now.

Liverpool have had their worst league start for thirteen years and will be looking to make good today. Reds 4 Us 1

Off topic slightly, but even if you detest Liverpool I defy you not to smile at clips found here.

Off 'topic' for a sec, but didn't The Fast Show's Bob Fleming sing 'no nay never' in one episode ?

According to page 47 of today's express, all they really want is crack cocaine. Give 'em a wide berth Bob. They've done for Kate Moss and Boy George, try and divert them to Jed Thomas. When you hear the sniffing, you know they're near. As they descend from the branches a good 'ARSE' from Jed should see them scurry back up.

Mark Pugatch carries commentary on the England game at 4pm our time at www.bbc.co.uk/5live Hope this helps USA, you little ex pat you.

A high one !

AAAhhh, spot on. Just had tea at mothers overlooking Ewood Park. Funny the chants at Chaplow "Dingle Dingle What's the Score?" By the way,SteB, you need a haircut.

Just got my tickets. Me, the brother in law and me dear old dad, all for £57. Crackin'

Christ Waggy, you are definitely Oliver Hardy. The kid should have a speech bubble- "Here's another nice vest you've got me into". Rovers win 2-0. Weather- Snow. Crowd- 5. Stan and Waggy, Sillytoe and his daft gif, Roy Keane. Nurse !

I use Azureus, java based platform ? Open up your firewall (I use Kerio) and adjust the packet filter to let everything through from Azureus. Choose a torrent that is well seeded and away you go. Typically they drop at between 40 and 50 a second, but I've had over 100 on many occasions. Downloaded an album recently that dropped faster than Fergie's guts after MGP's second went in.

I've got it, quality's pretty good.

Downloading it now, one for the dvd player I think !

Had a lovely dream last night. My little club, purveyors of 4-5-1 and boring football, 'guests' in the premiership following the heavy spending of a doting millionaire, were offered the chance to play the biggest club in the world. The biggest club in the world, managed by Satan, with fans all over the known world, even Manchester - England, agreed to the game and the stage was set. Out they came that Saturday afternoon, clad in blue and white, blinking in the bright sunshine and 70,000 strong din of a prawn fuelled mob. Lovely things dreams. In them you can experience your team playing attacking football. Players with pace pride and aggression. You can experience a free a low, curving free kick beating all the defenders and dropping into the far corner. You can experience so called superstars failing to hit the target again, and again, and again. You can experience so called superstars throwing themselves to the floor in a vain attempt to win penalties, the ref ignoring them again and again. In dreams your team won't give up even when the evil empire equalise. Your team then score the winner, almost breaking the back of the net, and silencing the barbarian hoard. As if this was too fanciful an image, the devil himself turns into some jovial smiling little scotsman, telling the reporters that your team played well and had more chances than his team. Bought the paper later and sank to my knees... Christ.. it really happened.

Beautiful.

Charming. If you posted in english it would be easier to understand. Speaking of which, it's 'you' and 'knob'.