One of the umpire's strikes back !

Den gets custodial sentence for flicking his custard cannon in front of a webcam

Early attempts in Burnley to fuse a human head onto one of the locals

Freudian or what. Rovers remind me of a bloke after 12 pints of Stella, leaking at the back, limp up front. Lost all hope, 4 - 0 to the dandy's.

It's been done before, can't find the thread though Amoruso

Jim gets ready for a lively weekend

"I didn'y know they stacked sh1t that high"

Margaret Thatcher

The only reason for me to smile this afternoon was when the brother in law sent me a text message "reds doomed again" when they were 2 down. They came back to win 4 - 2

I don't get it

Tash ? Thread Pulled ?

Fair enough MB ! **goes misty eyed** Walkden. Last time I was there I closed a little cinema over a shopping centre.......

Here Here Alan. It's how he plays footie that counts.

Is this the kind of post designed to engineer a response ? Or are you just thick ?

Just how pathetic are goldy looking chain ? Thank god for Moyles "summon elmer fudd woo woo woo"

"We are Sparky's Blue and White Army" (scans better) Chuffed with the appointment, even if he's being groomed to take over at Man U.

Our lot played like they were in a Korma today. Houllier, go and get him.

Everton played one up against Citeh and took all three points, used the same tactic at Man U. Any saving graces from today ? It all seems to have gone wrong for that lot at Old Trafford Palace got stuffed so we aren't at the bottom Started to watch a bit of the Martin Clunes drama thingy. Ugly get with a smashed nose spread over his face, reminded me too much of Steve Bruce. Cheer Up you lot, we are a small club, whatever we get is a bonus these days. Everything will be OK when Houllier gets here.

If things stay the way they are, we will be bottom of the league tonight. Still, could be worse.

I know we've only played one game, and that this thread could turn into a Souness out/in whatever, but Sat round a barbeque last night necking Carlsberg and talking about the footie. One or two of the neighbours started to pour scorn on Souey's management skills, and the way in which he took Liverpool backwards, getting rid of the boot room etc etc. In the past I've fought his corner, "we won the worthy cup" "we finished 6th" etc, but for the first time last night I started to agree with them. Sorry lads but West Brom at home should have been a stroll. It took old war horse Shorty to pull us out of the sh1t. I've often admired Souness' honesty, chuckling at his 'tell it like it is' approach, but that went into the bin after Dwight Yorke. "I want men not babies" and all that, then singing his praises and "we need players like Dwight" eh ? ----------------------------------------------- Fans are notoriously fickle, and if we stuff Southampton I'll probably change my tune, but shouldn't we be optimistic with all our players back from injury ? I'm not, not at all, sorry.

Newly promoted clubs always come out of the traps quickly, eager to make a good impression, and wasn't their goal deflected ? Liverpool drew aswell so I'm fine !

Wined dined on Abramovich's yacht, slipping it to Ulrika and paid 4 million pounds a year for the privilege. What have England won ? Fook all

Now some mate of Abramovich has bought TVR. Hey Chesh - bought your ushanka yet ?

Andrew Cole What ? Bye Andrew.

Cheers Tris. **AS puts Cd on and holds leeks in either hand. Hands aloft he sings** "We are the champions, my friend"