adopted scouser Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 There are loads of fake twitter accounts out there,Mike Ashley, Capello etc, but his one had me doubled over. The link to this Liverpool site has quoted the best ones. Enjoy > http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=256526.0 "Dioufy in trouble with the cops again. I've warned him if he doesn't settle down then I'll just cancel the adoption proceedings Big Sam won't have no tearaway as a son. If he's in this country he can behave properly. Otherwise, he can ###### off back to India"
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broadsword Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 That just had me in fits. The lad who asked if it was real! Then the story about chalking his knob with a creme egg and potting cans of baked beans.
T4E Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 I'm actually in pain from trying to stifle my laughter. Superb. Direct link - http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam
adopted scouser Posted July 21, 2010 Author Posted July 21, 2010 Tears rolling down my face here, think I'm gonna hurt myself Allardyce - "Drove up to see how big Phil Brown is getting on over the weekend. Just wanted to check up on him really. I wasn't prepared for what I saw. He was lying in a a filthy old bath tub in his back garden, loudly reciting chapters from 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe'. He saw me & started roaring like a Lion. Shouted: "Bow to Aslan! Bow to Aslan, you fat f***ing poof!". His eyes were the eyes of the devil. I tried to calm him down but he leapt out of the bath, yelled "f**k the Poll Tax" and ran off into the field behind his house. On all fours."
The Gull Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Tears rolling down my face here, think I'm gonna hurt myself Allardyce - "Drove up to see how big Phil Brown is getting on over the weekend. Just wanted to check up on him really. I wasn't prepared for what I saw. He was lying in a a filthy old bath tub in his back garden, loudly reciting chapters from 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe'. He saw me & started roaring like a Lion. Shouted: "Bow to Aslan! Bow to Aslan, you fat f***ing poof!". His eyes were the eyes of the devil. I tried to calm him down but he leapt out of the bath, yelled "f**k the Poll Tax" and ran off into the field behind his house. On all fours." The lad who does it is a Liverpool fan, a friend of mine knows him from the forums. Absolute genius, yet disturbing at times!
T4E Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Watching France v Mexico. That Dos Santos fella looks like Beyonce. Big Sam is feeling very sexually confused right now. 9:12 PM Jun 17th via Twitter for iPhone
American Rover12 Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name," Mick Jagger once sang. No need to guess mine. It's Big Sam.
jodrell Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Mark Lawrenson is as funny as a c**k in a trouser press. His hair looks like a thatched roof as well.
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