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By Stuart October 26, 2012 in I Can't Believe It's Not Football Archive
she hadn't already eaten
A pie made from
sandpaper and mustard seeds
which provided enough roughage
maybe good for the
to clog a sewer
somewhere in deepest darkest
India, where men like
David Icke have suggested
That little green men
have returned to Earth
wearing claret and blue
and some buttered scones
that were eaten by
firmly gripping both ends
of a cricket bat
that was made in
the hope that if
aliens invade the planet
They would all look
like bright yellow pianos
making humans scream for
Some decent football please
but the aliens misunderstood
and so our descent
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