[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[SouthAussieRover]

whilst singing White Rabbit

[HemelRover]

and beating upon his

[Nelsta]

newly waxed chest, suddenly

[Willie Eckerslike]

he died, shot by

[old darwen blue]

A tall dark stranger

[SouthAussieRover]

Because the lady loves

[dave birch]

A hairy chest and

[john.leigh]

a very posh dog

[jodrell]

that can't be seen

[Rover95]

from between her legs

[Willie Eckerslike]

but controls the world's

[Doug]

of searchlights, used for

[Rover95]

Finding a new manager

[Stuart]

in the last place

[Friarsnig]

anyone would ever look

[Stuart]

although through a small

[jodrell]

door in a hotell

[Stuart]

emerged the most enormous

[Rover95]

Cockroach you have ever

[Beta Ray Bill]

"My name is Malcolm"

[HemelRover]

a voice wispered ominously

[Doug]

"and I'm here to"

[Willie Eckerslike]

Unlock the door to

[Rover95]

the worst nighmare that

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Rovers have ever known!